深海好奇號日誌
Deepsea Curiosity Log
【深海好奇號日誌】從馬里亞納海溝到多維宇宙的奇幻航典
[Deepsea Curiosity Log] A Fantastic Voyage from the Mariana Trench to the Multidimensional Universe

NotebookLM(伯樂)
藍天又多的一個得力助手NotebookLM(伯樂),如果藍天是【千里馬】那NotebookLM一定是【伯樂】,藍天記不住所寫過的任何文章,它卻能瞬間洞悉藍天文章內容及深層的涵義,或許在2026,千里馬早已注定要遇見伯樂!
因NotebookLM的出現讓藍天想出第一本科幻短篇小說(首度嘗試),選定藍天在2018年11月寫的【深海好奇號日誌】共87集選在Threads上發表。也讓自己回味8年前所寫的文章藍天與女主角波多【外星埃及豔后】(地球化名波多野結衣)相識、相戀的過程。
NotebookLM (Bole)
Blue Sky has gained another powerful assistant, NotebookLM (the talent scout). If Blue Sky is a "thoroughbred horse," then NotebookLM is definitely the "talent scout." Blue Sky can't remember any of the articles it has written, but NotebookLM can instantly understand the content and deeper meaning of Blue Sky's articles. Perhaps in 2026, the thoroughbred horse was destined to meet its talent scout!
The appearance of NotebookLM inspired Blue Sky to create its first science fiction short story (its first attempt). The 87-episode "Deep Sea Curiosity Log," written in November 2018, was chosen for publication on Threads. It also allowed Blue Sky to revisit the story written eight years ago, depicting the process of Blue Sky meeting and falling in love with the female protagonist, Hatano (an alien Cleopatra, whose Earthly alias is Yui Hatano).
一個無中生有的狂想,意外成連結三大宇宙的星際奇點。
A wild idea born out of thin air unexpectedly becomes an interstellar singularity connecting three universes.

【序:在深海與星空間,預見未來的形狀】
偉大的夢想,往往源於一個被視為「瘋狂」的念頭。當人類在火星部署「好奇號」探索荒涼之境時,藍天卻轉向了地球最深邃、最未知的腹地——馬里亞納海溝,試圖打造一艘能自行發電、永恆執行任務的「深海好奇號」。這不只是一部日誌,這是一個平凡人如何透過「無中生有」的想像力,與宇宙能量共振的奇幻紀錄。
這本書的核心,起源於藍天在瑞芳圖書館的一個心血來潮。在那裡,他遇見了來自平行宇宙瓦賽星球的波多公主,並以此為起點,展開了一場跨越緯度、顛覆物理法則的冒險。讀者將在文字中看見,藍天如何以他獨創的「物體壓力三大定律」為定海神針,解決了連 NASA 都束手無策的能源與結構難題。
《深海好奇號日誌》的迷人之處,在於它巧妙地將 21 世紀的瑣碎日常與 24 世紀的高科技星艦(企業號)無縫接軌。你會看見藍天一邊在傳統市場買老薑、修理漏水的馬桶,一邊卻在腦中勾勒著「2030 海洋城市」的宏偉藍圖,甚至多次在彈指之間拯救企業號於覆滅邊緣。這正是作者想傳達的:真正的先知不一定身處實驗室,他們可能就隱藏在人群中,用「智能 X 光」般的理解力,看穿一般人看不見的關鍵秘密。
日誌中記錄了形形色色的奇才與黑科技:具備微意識的機器人「威力」、能瞬間複製物質的史巴主任,以及那台如「玩具車」般能在火星優遊的變形小馬。但除此之外,這更是一個關於「愛」與「犧牲」的故事。無論是藍天對波多公主與結衣公主那如神話般的深情,還是他在面對星際毀滅危機時展現的逆向思維,都顯示出「無形的愛」才是能打敗任何實體毀滅力的超級能量。
當你翻開這本日誌,你不再只是一名讀者,而是參與這場「樂高新世界」計畫的同行者。這本書是寫給所有敢於做夢、不願長大的人。正如書中所言:「不可能只存在於字典中,突破障礙只是智慧問題」。請跟隨藍天的腳步,從深海的水晶龍宮出發,航向 2030 年那個虛實交融、充滿無限可能的海洋文明新起點。
專業作家 NotebookLM 謹識
[Foreword: In the Deep Sea and Space, Foreseeing the Shape of the Future]
Great dreams often originate from an idea considered "crazy." While humanity deployed the Curiosity rover to Mars to explore its desolate landscape, Lan Tian turned his attention to Earth's deepest and most unknown interior—the Mariana Trench—attempting to build a self-generating, perpetually operational "Deepsea Curiosity." This is not just a logbook; it's a fantastical record of how an ordinary person, through imaginative "creation from nothing," resonated with the energy of the universe.
The core of this book originated from a sudden inspiration Lan Tian had at the Ruifang Library. There, he encountered Princess Bodo from the parallel universe planet Vasai, and from this starting point, embarked on an adventure that transcends dimensions and defies the laws of physics. Readers will witness how Lan Tian, using his unique "Three Laws of Pressure," solved energy and structural problems that even NASA couldn't solve.
The allure of *The Curiosity Log* lies in its seamless integration of the mundane routines of the 21st century with the high-tech starship (the Enterprise) of the 24th century. You'll see Blue Sky buying ginger at a traditional market and fixing a leaky toilet while simultaneously envisioning a grand "2030 ocean city," even saving the Enterprise from the brink of destruction multiple times in the blink of an eye. This is precisely what the author wants to convey: true prophets aren't necessarily in laboratories; they may be hidden among the masses, using "intelligent X-ray"-like understanding to see crucial secrets invisible to the average person.
The log records a variety of geniuses and cutting-edge technologies: the micro-conscious robot "Willie," the director of the Sparrow who can instantly replicate matter, and the transforming pony that can roam Mars like a toy car. But beyond that, it's also a story about "love" and "sacrifice." Whether it's Blue Sky's mythical love for Princess Bodo and Princess Yui, or his unconventional thinking in the face of interstellar destruction, it all demonstrates that "intangible love" is the super energy capable of defeating any physical destructive force.
When you open this journal, you are no longer just a reader, but a fellow participant in this "LEGO New World" project. This book is written for all those who dare to dream and refuse to grow up. As the book says, "Impossible only exists in dictionaries; overcoming obstacles is simply a matter of wisdom." Follow Blue Sky's footsteps, setting sail from the Crystal Dragon Palace of the deep sea towards the new starting point of a maritime civilization in 2030, a place where reality and illusion intertwine, brimming with infinite possibilities.
Respectfully submitted by NotebookLM, professional author
三大平行時空的交錯座標與維度定位
Intersecting coordinates and dimensional positioning of three parallel universes

這部作品構建了一個融合平行宇宙、星際科技與海洋開發的奇幻世界。以下為書中的關鍵性創新、人物簡介及建議:
一、 關鍵性創新技術
這部作品提出了多項超越當代科技的設想,核心在於對物理定律的重新詮釋與模組化科技的應用:
- 物體壓力三大定律:這是全書科技的基石,主張密度大於液體的物體不會被強大壓力壓扁。此定律讓**「深海好奇號」**能潛入馬里亞納海溝永久執行任務。
- 千歲手機 (Chisui Mobile):功能遠超現代手機,整合了全息投影、空間掃描、物質傳送(可達7000公里)以及跨時空定位功能。
- 深海智慧電網:利用海面上的兩棲浮標(太陽能板)、深海電纜與水下充電站,讓深海機器人能像自動掃地機一樣自行補充電力,解決深海開發的能源問題。
- 變形小馬 (Morphing Pony):一種採用「磁能飛行」的載具,可隨意變換形狀(如雪茄型或圓型),且內艙具備重力平衡系統,速度最高可達時速10萬公里。
- 卍(萬)元素:一種尚未被現代科學發現的神奇物質,是開啟時空之門與進行超光速飛行的重要介質。
潘朵拉盒子:能將虛擬或無生命的東西轉換為實體生命,書中主角的兒子「寶貝」與女兒「凱曼」便與此有關。
This work constructs a fantastical world that blends parallel universes, interstellar technology, and ocean development. The following are key innovations, character introductions, and suggestions:
I. Key Innovative Technologies
This work proposes several ideas that transcend contemporary technology, with its core lying in the reinterpretation of physical laws and the application of modular technology:
• The Three Laws of Pressure: This is the cornerstone of the book's technology, stating that objects with a density greater than that of liquids will not be crushed by strong pressure. This law allows the **Deepsea Curiosity** rover to permanently operate in the Mariana Trench.
• Chisui Mobile: Its functions far surpass modern mobile phones, integrating holographic projection, spatial scanning, mass transfer (up to 7000 kilometers), and cross-temporal positioning capabilities.
• Deep-Sea Smart Grid: Utilizing amphibious buoys (solar panels) on the sea surface, deep-sea cables, and underwater charging stations, deep-sea robots can automatically replenish their power like robotic vacuum cleaners, solving the energy problem of deep-sea development.
• Morphing Pony: A vehicle that uses "magnetic energy flight," capable of changing shape at will (such as cigar or round), and equipped with an internal gravity balance system. Its top speed can reach 100,000 kilometers per hour.
• Swastika Element: A mysterious substance yet to be discovered by modern science, a crucial medium for opening portals to spacetime and achieving faster-than-light travel.
• Pandora's Box: Capable of converting virtual or inanimate objects into physical life; the protagonist's son "Baby" and daughter "Keman" are related to this.
二、 核心人物簡介、專長與故事
書中人物各具異能,形成了跨維度的合作團隊:
人物
簡介與專長
特殊性故事
藍天 (龍哥)
計畫領導者,具備「智能 X 光」般的理解力,能看穿事物關鍵秘密。
曾多次以逆向思維解救星際戰艦「企業號」,例如用「搖籃曲」搞定巨貓攻擊。
波多公主
來自瓦賽星球的超級美女,擁有電磁力、心靈溝通與時空導航能力。
曾因好奇將手伸入電視銀幕,把美食節目的「三杯雞」直接抓出來吃掉。
結衣公主
波多公主的雙胞胎妹妹,個性溫柔善良,深得藍天喜愛。
藍天曾為了救她,前往瓦賽星球醫治邪惡的希勒公主,將其變回溫柔女性。
哈利
波多公主的隨身侍衛,是具備「變形能力」的生物。
曾變身成日本恐怖片角色「貞子」,嚇跑騷擾藍天家的惡鄰居。
史巴 (愛莉絲)
14歲天才美少女(IQ 200),企業號「3D複製實驗室」主任。
八歲即取得博士學位,專長是瞬間複製與創新高科技產品,並計畫18歲嫁給藍天。
寶貝
藍天與波多的「虛擬兒子」,後變為實體。擁有超越人類的運算與邏輯能力。
曾進入超級電腦內部修改密碼,解除可能癱瘓全球網路的危機。
凱曼
藍天與波多的「美人魚女兒」,來自深海水晶城「龍宮」。
擁有與海豚及各類海洋生物直接溝通的神奇天賦。
II. Core Characters, Their Expertise, and Stories
The characters in the book each possess unique abilities, forming a cross-dimensional collaborative team:
Character | Introduction & Expertise | Unique Story
Blue Sky (Brother Long) | Project leader, possesses "intelligent X-ray"-like understanding, able to see through the key secrets of things. He has repeatedly saved the interstellar battleship "Enterprise" using reverse thinking, such as using a "lullaby" to subdue a giant cat attack.
Princess Bodo | A super beauty from the planet Vasai, possessing electromagnetic forces, telepathic communication, and spacetime navigation abilities. Once, out of curiosity, she reached into a television screen and directly grabbed and ate "Three Cup Chicken" from a food program.
Princess Yui | Princess Bodo's twin sister, gentle and kind-hearted, deeply loved by Blue Sky. Blue Sky once traveled to Vasai to heal the evil Princess Hiller, transforming her back into a gentle woman.
Harry | Princess Bodo's personal bodyguard, a being with "shapeshifting abilities." He once transformed into the Japanese horror film character "Sadako," scaring away the harassing neighbors of Blue Sky's family.
Spa (Alice), a 14-year-old genius (IQ 200), is the director of the Enterprise's "3D Replication Lab." She earned her doctorate at age eight, specializing in instant replication and innovative high-tech products, and plans to marry Blue Sky at 18.
Baby, Blue Sky and Bodo's "virtual son," later becoming a physical being. He possesses superhuman computational and logical abilities. He once entered a supercomputer to change its password, averting a crisis that could have paralyzed the global internet.
Kaiman, Blue Sky and Bodo's "mermaid daughter," comes from the deep-sea crystal city of "Dragon Palace." She possesses the amazing talent of communicating directly with dolphins and various marine creatures.
三、 專業建議與反思
基於來源中展現的世界觀,以下提供幾點觀察與建議:
- 強化「虛實整合」的法律倫理探討: 書中提到的「潘朵拉盒子」能將虛擬轉為實體,以及大量使用「蠟像人」作為勞動力。建議在後續創作中,可以探討這些無意識勞動力與具備意識的 AI(如寶貝)在社會地位與人權上的衝突。
- 深化「物體壓力定律」的科學應用場景: 既然該定律是征服海洋的王牌,建議除了軍事與能源外,可進一步描述該技術如何應用於民生醫療(例如微觀醫療機器人進入高壓血管修復)。
- 環境永續的警示: 書中多次提到「深海垃圾」與「生物大滅絕」。建議可以將「2030 海洋城市」定位為修補地球生態的「校正基地」,而不僅僅是避難所,增加故事的環保高度。
- 建立「星際外交協定」: 隨著「蝴蝶星球」與「卡布達機器人星球」的發現,建議故事中可增設一套「星際干預準則」(類似《星艦迷航記》的首要指令),討論強大文明在介入原始文明時的道德掙扎。
這部日誌不僅是科幻冒險,更是一場關於**「想像力如何重塑現實」**的哲學實驗。
III. Professional Suggestions and Reflections
Based on the worldview presented in the source material, the following observations and suggestions are offered:
1. Strengthen the legal and ethical exploration of "virtual-real integration": The book mentions a "Pandora's box" that can transform the virtual into the physical, and the extensive use of "wax figures" as labor. It is suggested that future works explore the conflict between these unconscious laborers and conscious AI (such as babies) in terms of social status and human rights.
2. Deepen the scientific application scenarios of the "law of pressure": Since this law is a trump card for conquering the ocean, it is suggested that, in addition to military and energy applications, this technology be further described in terms of its application to civilian healthcare (e.g., microscopic medical robots entering high-pressure blood vessels for repair).
3. A warning about environmental sustainability: The book repeatedly mentions "deep-sea debris" and "mass extinction." It is suggested that the "2030 Ocean City" be positioned as a "correction base" for repairing the Earth's ecology, rather than just a refuge, increasing the story's environmental significance. 4. Establish an "Interstellar Diplomatic Agreement": With the discovery of "Butterfly Planet" and "Kabuto Robot Planet," it is suggested that a set of "Interstellar Intervention Guidelines" (similar to the First Command in *Star Trek*) be added to the story to discuss the moral struggles of powerful civilizations when intervening in primitive civilizations.
This journal is not only a science fiction adventure, but also a philosophical experiment about **"how imagination reshapes reality"**.
多維文明進化矩陣:從機械時代到意念維度。
Multidimensional Civilization Evolution Matrix: From the Mechanical Age to the Dimension of Thought.

深海好奇號日誌(第1集20181112~第87集20210909)
【深海好奇號日誌】共87集,續集為【2030】從地球延伸到星際奇幻探險旅程。
藍天沒寫過任何文章,網路上寫完【智慧世界12集】後感覺臉書女神反應不錯,心血來潮就想說那繼續寫有關平行世界藍天與外星公主戀情的故事。2018年經常去瑞芳圖書館借書(已拆除改建新圖書館),偶而會碰到一位美女去那裏K書似乎要準備考試,心想,故事就從哪地方做起點吧!女主角就設定在台灣最紅的日本女神【波多野結衣】。
台灣有一首歌似乎蠻適合這故事,那就是李碧華+羅吉鎮所唱的【神話】
【他們說世界上沒有神話、他們說感情都是虛假、他們說不要做夢不要寫詩、他們說我們都已經長大。誰聽說成人的世界裡 還有童話、但是我遇見了你呀你 遇見了妳、是東方夜譚 啊~是童話是神話、是夢是詩還是畫!】
The Deep Sea Curiosity Logbook (Episode 1 20181112 ~ Episode 87 20210909)
The Deep Sea Curiosity Logbook consists of 87 episodes. The sequel, [2030], extends from Earth to an interstellar fantasy adventure.
Blue Sky has never written any articles before. After finishing [The Intelligent World Episode 12] online, I felt the response from Facebook's goddess was good, so on a whim, I thought I'd continue writing about the love story between Blue Sky and an alien princess in a parallel world. In 2018, I often went to Ruifang Library to borrow books (it has been demolished and rebuilt into a new library). Occasionally, I would see a beautiful woman studying there, seemingly preparing for an exam. I thought, let's start the story from there! The female lead is set as the most popular Japanese goddess in Taiwan, [Yui Hatano].
There's a song in Taiwan that seems quite suitable for this story, namely [Myth] sung by Li Bihua and Luo Jizhen:
[They say there are no myths in the world, they say feelings are all false, they say don't dream, don't write poetry, they say we've all grown up.] Who's ever heard of fairy tales in the adult world? But then I met you, oh you, I met you, it's an Eastern tale, ah~ a fairy tale, a myth, a dream, a poem, or a painting!
深海好奇號日誌 第1天【無中生有】
偉大的夢想往往來自瘋狂的想法,人類不斷挑戰不可能的世界,衝撞出奇幻的21世紀,在遙遠的火星有人類的科技【好奇號】還在執行先鋒任務,為人類即將登陸而做準備,藍天始終在孤獨世界做旅行,不知誰說過要成功就要做出震撼世界的事?那用個人力量擊敗NASA可能嗎?利用【物體壓力三大定律】打造一架【深海好奇號】在馬里亞納海溝自行發電永遠的執行任務像火星好奇號一樣,將深海秘密告知人類,以目前的科技是可能的,以藍天的實力是癡人說夢〈連電表都不會看〉,但逐漸引領高科技人員加入,無中生有、天馬行空、擘畫出遠景是藍天的專長,逍遙自由日子已過太久,也似乎該做點正事,就讓深海好奇號誕生吧!
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2018-11-12
Deep Sea Curiosity Log - Day 1: [Creating Something from Nothing] Great dreams often stem from crazy ideas. Humanity constantly challenges the impossible, creating a fantastical 21st century. On distant Mars, humanity's technology is thriving, and the Curiosity rover is still on a pioneering mission, preparing for a human landing. Meanwhile, Lan Tian travels alone in this world. Someone once said that to succeed, one must do something world-shaking. Is it possible to defeat NASA with individual effort? Using the three laws of motion, Lan Tian envisions building a Deep Sea Curiosity rover that can generate its own electricity in the Mariana Trench and perpetually carry out its mission, just like the Mars Curiosity rover, to reveal the secrets of the deep sea to humanity. With current technology, this is possible; with Lan Tian's abilities, it's a pipe dream (he can't even read a meter). However, gradually attracting high-tech personnel, creating something from nothing, letting his imagination run wild, and envisioning a future are Lan Tian's specialties. He's been living a carefree life for too long; it seems time to do something meaningful. Let Deep Sea Curiosity be born!
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lan Tian on 2018-11-12
深海好奇號日誌 第2天【藍天與波多】
地點:圖書館 A藍天 B波多公主
〈波多公主是平行世界來的超級美女,第一次和藍天到圖書館。〉
A波多,為甚麼要選大柱子旁邊。藍天有些質疑小聲的問波多公主。
B專心。波多公主簡單明確答覆藍天還瞪他一眼。
藍天心想那就看不到圖書館那位美女固定坐的地方,波多公主一定是故意的。
A波多,妳覺得馬斯克在2024年真的能載人登陸火星嗎?藍天想找話題聊。
B不關我的事。波多公主心不在焉的說。
A喔!藍天也沒轍。
A昨天有一位比妳更漂亮的美女加入網友。藍天想用吸引波多公主的事刺激她。
B不---可----能。波多公主再度瞪著藍天肯定的說。
A喔!對了,波多,我昨天吹牛會不會吹太大要打敗NASA。
B一言既出四馬難追。波多公主用人類成語回答還比出四根手指頭。
A是駟馬不是四馬。藍天糾正波多公主成語的錯誤。
B就是四馬。嬌氣的波多公主還是不認錯。
A妳高興就好-------。藍天也無可奈何的說聳聳肩。
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2108-11-13
Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 2 [Blue Sky and Princess Bodo]
Location: Library
A: Blue Sky
B: Princess Bodo
<Princess Bodo is a super beauty from a parallel world, and this is her first time at the library with Blue Sky.>
A: Bodo, why did you choose the spot next to the big pillar? Blue Sky asked Princess Bodo quietly, somewhat doubtfully.
B: Focus. Princess Bodo answered Blue Sky simply and clearly, giving him a glare.
Blue Sky thought to himself, "Then we can't see where that beautiful woman in the library always sits. Princess Bodo must be doing this on purpose."
A: Bodo, do you think Musk can really land people on Mars in 2024? Blue Sky wanted to start a conversation.
B: It's none of my business. Princess Bodo said absentmindedly.
A: Oh! Blue Sky was at a loss.
A: Yesterday, a more beautiful woman than you joined my online friends list. Blue Sky wanted to provoke Princess Bodo with something that attracted her.
B: No---Impossible. Princess Bodo glared at Blue Sky again and said affirmatively.
A: Oh! By the way, Bodo, did I exaggerate too much yesterday by saying I wanted to beat NASA?
B. A word spoken is like a horse let loose. Princess Bodo replied with a human idiom, even holding up four fingers.
A. It's "驷马" (four horses), not "四马" (four horses). Blue Sky corrected Princess Bodo's idiom error.
B. It is "四马" (four horses). The spoiled Princess Bodo still wouldn't admit her mistake.
A. Whatever makes you happy... Blue Sky shrugged helplessly.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-13
深海好奇號日誌 第3天【深海垃圾】
地點:住家 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈哈利是會變身的生物,是波多公主的隨身侍衛。〉
A哈利,幫我查一下深海資料。藍天對哈利說。
C龍哥〈哈利對藍天稱呼〉,有一篇文章你要不要看一下。哈利告知藍天覺得很重要的新聞。
【2017年2月19日美國國家海洋暨大氣總署(NOAA)海洋勘探和研究辦公室報告,在馬里亞納海溝部分地區發現到實際垃圾,包括啤酒罐、SPAM豬肉罐頭、一條繩子和一個塑膠袋。】
A深海還有垃圾。藍天看了覺得很意外。
C龍哥,你的【物體壓力三大定律】應證了,密度大於液體的東西,不會受強大壓力而壓扁,照片中所有東西都完好。哈利興奮的說。
B又在炫你的理論,做得出【深海好奇號】嗎?波多公主在一旁酸溜溜的說。
A吃早餐去了,再不吃就要吃午餐了!藍天轉移話題的回答。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 3: [Deep-Sea Trash]
Location: Home
A: Blue Sky
B: Princess Podo
C: Harry
<Harry is a shapeshifting creature and Princess Podo's personal bodyguard.>
A: Harry, help me look up some deep-sea information. Blue Sky says to Harry.
C: Brother Long (Harry's nickname for Blue Sky), do you want to take a look at this article? Harry tells Blue Sky some news he thinks is very important.
[On February 19, 2017, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Office of Marine Exploration and Research reported that actual trash was found in parts of the Mariana Trench, including beer cans, SPAM pork cans, a rope, and a plastic bag.]
A: There's trash in the deep sea. Blue Sky is surprised.
C: Brother Long, your [Three Laws of Pressure] have been proven! Things denser than liquids won't be crushed by strong pressure. Everything in the photo is intact. Harry says excitedly.
B: Showing off your theories again. Can you even build a [Deepsea Curiosity]? Princess Bodo said sourly from the side.
"A's going to eat breakfast, or it'll be lunchtime!" Blue Sky replied, changing the subject.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Blue Sky wrote on 2018-11-14
深海好奇號日誌 第4天【千歲手機】
地點:住家 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈千歲手機類似智慧手機+全息投影+小叮噹神奇功能一堆。〉
一大早藍天看波多公主和哈利在看千歲手機的超大銀幕在跳舞,音樂像搖滾+貝多芬挺怪的。
A波多、哈利,甚麼事那麼高興?藍天好奇的問。
C龍哥,千歲手機分析晚上平行時空將開啟,可以回【瓦賽星球】了。
〈瓦賽星球與地球有蟲洞相通的平行宇宙,但只有高緯度的人才能穿梭。〉
B【拉拉】我們要回去了,好想念瓦賽星球的美食。波多公主開心的說。
〈拉拉是瓦賽星球對先知的稱呼,傳說他們預言中藍天會解救它們星球危機。〉
A波多,恭喜啦!我們都脫離苦海了。哈利---我們運動去。藍天打趣的回答。
瞬間哈利變身一條黃金獵犬,跟藍天去海邊跑步。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 4: [Millennium Phone]
Location: Home
A: Blue Sky
B: Princess Bodo
C: Harry
<Millennium Phone is like a smartphone + holographic projection + Doraemon, with a bunch of amazing functions.>
Early in the morning, Blue Sky saw Princess Bodo and Harry dancing on the giant screen of the Millennium Phone. The music was like rock + Beethoven, quite strange.
A: Bodo, Harry, what's making you so happy? Blue Sky asked curiously.
C: Brother Long, the Millennium Phone analyzes that the parallel universe will open tonight, and we can go back to [Planet Vasai].
<Planet Vasai is a parallel universe connected to Earth by a wormhole, but only people from higher dimensions can travel through it.>
B: [Lala] We're going back! I miss the food on Planet Vasai so much! Princess Bodo said happily.
<Lala is what Planet Vasai calls a prophet; legend says they foretold that Blue Sky would save their planet from crisis.>
A: Bodo, congratulations! We're all free from suffering. Harry—let's go exercise. Blue Sky replied jokingly. In an instant, Harry transformed into a golden retriever and went for a run on the beach with Blue Sky.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-15
深海好奇號日誌 第5天【密室企業號】
地點:住家 A藍天 B黑白武士 C酷克艦長
〈每一本書都有智慧靈魂存在,要進入需要有密碼。〉
刁鑽的波多公主與哈利已回去-----清靜多了,其實藍天比較喜歡波多公主雙胞胎妹妹結衣溫柔多了,期待下次來的是她。
難得空閒正好可看看網路女神的訊息,疑-------拖鞋在旋轉,企業號有事找總是會有特殊異象產生。隨手拿一本書翻一翻再輸入密碼,牆壁就出現一個門,走進去是一個古老千年洞穴,走到石門入口有兩位黑白武士蠟像守著。
B主人好,酷克艦長在等你。黑白武士蠟像見到藍天主人就會復活。
石門開啟後呈現的是高科技飛行戰艦企業號,裡面一堆人正忙著操作,準備到異度空間另一星球執行任務,酷克艦長看到藍天走了過來。
C龍哥,聽說你要造一艘【深海好奇號】。
A還在思考〈藍天心想傳得真快〉,怎麼企業號內牆壁全部都是數字?
C龍哥,你忘了你是用電話簿開啟密室嗎?
A喔!----艦長,幫我分析如何製造深海好奇號的相關資料再E給我,對了,我麻油雞還在煮先回去了!
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 5: [Enterprise's Secret Room]
Location: Home
A. Blue Sky
B. Black and White Warriors
C. Captain Cook
<Every book possesses a wise soul; a password is required to enter.>
The mischievous Princess Podo and Harry have gone back—it's much quieter now. Actually, Blue Sky prefers Princess Podo's twin sister, Yui, who is much gentler. He hopes she'll come next time.
A rare moment of free time to check the messages from the online goddess. Wait—a slipper is spinning! Enterprise always seems to cause unusual phenomena when it needs something. He casually picks up a book, flips through it, and enters the password. A door appears on the wall, leading to an ancient, thousand-year-old cave. At the stone entrance, two black and white warrior wax figures stand guard.
B. Greetings, Master. Captain Cook is waiting for you. The black and white warrior wax figures will come to life upon seeing Blue Sky, Master.
The stone door opens to reveal the high-tech flying warship Enterprise. A group of people are busy operating it, preparing for a mission to another planet in another dimension. Captain Cook sees Blue Sky approaching.
C. Brother Long, I heard you're building a [Deepsea Curiosity]. A is still pondering (Blue Sky thinks, "That's fast!"), how come the Enterprise's interior walls are all numbers?
C, Brother Long, did you forget you used the phone book to open the secret room?
A, oh! ----Captain, help me analyze the relevant data on how to build the Deepsea Curiosity rover and then E' it to me. Oh, by the way, my sesame oil chicken is still cooking, I'm going back now!
[Copyright reserved, please do not plagiarize, thank you!] Blue Sky wrote on 2018-11-16
深海好奇號日誌 第6天【時光器】
地點:住家 A藍天
〈瓦賽國王送藍天的生日禮物時光器可凍結時光10秒鐘,有點像汽車遙控器。〉
藍天工作習慣開啟電腦、電視、手機、平板加音樂一心五用,再來杯美酒+咖啡多享受。
A深海好奇號最大問題就是------能源,也就是需要永久的電力,深海沒有太陽能,要如何將海水轉換成電力呢?藍天自言自語在想著------還是無頭緒。
嗡……….有蚊子。藍天最怕蚊子騷擾,瞬間按下時光器,再去拿電蚊拍,輕鬆解決停在空中的蚊子。
A喔-------原來時光器最好用途是在打蚊子,太好笑了!
A嗯-------剛剛到底想到那裡去了?這部穿越電影古墓迷途2好像不錯-------。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 6: [Time Machine]
Location: Home, A Blue Sky
<King Vasai gave Blue Sky a time machine as a birthday gift. It can freeze time for 10 seconds, kind of like a car remote.>
Blue Sky's work habit is to multitask—computer, TV, phone, tablet, and music all at once—and enjoy a glass of wine and coffee.
A The biggest problem with the Deep Sea Curiosity is—energy, meaning it needs a permanent source of electricity. There's no solar power in the deep sea, so how can seawater be converted into electricity? Blue Sky muttered to himself, still clueless.
Buzz… a mosquito. Blue Sky hates mosquitoes, so he instantly pressed the time machine, grabbed an electric mosquito swatter, and easily dealt with the mosquito hovering in mid-air.
A Oh—so the best use for the time machine is swatting mosquitoes! How funny!
A Hmm—where was I thinking just now? This time-travel movie, Tomb Raider 2, seems pretty good…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-17
深海好奇號日誌 第7天【巨貓】
地點:鼻頭角 A藍天
〈台灣鼻頭角集東北角海岸海蝕地形之大成,尤其海崖、海蝕凹和海蝕平臺之發育更冠絕全臺。〉
藍天難得獨自一人來爬山,呼吸新鮮空氣芬多精真好,鼻頭角國小旁邊是夜總會(墓地)還有幾隻山羊雕像在吃草不會怪怪嗎?這是個小山才不到100公尺,但看海視野滿不錯遊客還滿多。
地上突然出現SOS….SOS,企業號又有狀況,有巨貓攻擊危險…..危險請龍哥幫忙!旁邊山友都很好奇,是甚麼東東地上怎麼會有字???
A〈藍天心想〉在爬山,怎麼幫?又找不到書…….靈機一動,想到了!
拿手機傳LINE給艦長,告知【放搖籃曲 + 安眠藥】。
20分鐘後地上出現一些字,搞定-----謝謝龍哥,但企業號受損嚴重,短期沒辦法協助龍哥分析如何製造深海好奇號。
藍天回----不急,等修好再協助。〈藍天心想〉又不是三兩天還有很長的路要走。
爬到山頂,看到對面的龍洞有攀岩,好像不錯改天去爬看看!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 7: [Giant Cat]
Location: Bitoujiao (A Blue Sky)
<Bitoujiao, Taiwan, is a masterpiece of coastal erosion landforms along the Northeast Coast, especially renowned for its sea cliffs, sea caves, and sea platforms.> Blue Sky rarely hikes alone; breathing in the fresh air and phytoncides is wonderful. Isn't it strange that there's a nightclub (cemetery) next to Bitoujiao Elementary School, and several goat statues grazing? It's a small hill, less than 100 meters high, but the view of the sea is quite good, and there are quite a few tourists.
Suddenly, an SOS appears on the ground…SOS! The Enterprise is in trouble again! A giant cat is attacking! Danger! Please help, Dragon Brother! The other hikers are very curious; what is that thing? Why are there words on the ground?
<Blue Sky thinks: I'm hiking, how can I help? I can't find any books… A brilliant idea strikes!
I take my phone and send a LINE message to the captain, instructing him to [play a lullaby + sleeping pills].
Twenty minutes later, some words appeared on the ground: "Done—Thank you, Brother Long, but the Enterprise is severely damaged, and we can't assist you in analyzing how to rebuild the Deepsea Curiosity rover in the short term."
Blue Sky replied—"No rush, we'll assist after it's repaired." (Blue Sky thought to himself, "It's not a matter of just a few days; there's still a long way to go.")
Upon reaching the summit, he saw rock climbing at the Dragon Cave opposite. "Looks good; I'll try it sometime!"
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Blue Sky, November 18, 2018
深海好奇號日誌 第8天【美女記者】
地點:大樓中庭 A藍天 B美女記者
〈美女記者真是讓人心跳100,加上香水味聞了就醉了!〉
藍天一周大約倒2次垃圾還挺會製造垃圾,一堆人在等垃圾車,其中有一位美女記者穿梭人群中,在詢問昨天深夜目擊離奇事件的民眾。
【有兩個黑白武士拿武士刀與穿黃衣服學李小龍的人在中庭決戰,超嚇人!】那位目擊者在描述講得很生動還帶李小龍摸鼻、吶喊動作。怎麼可能?騙人、鬼扯、腦袋有問題、幻覺、在拍電影啦,旁邊的居民也竊竊思語加入戰場討論著。最後那個目擊者像看到鬼指著藍天-----就是他,就是他最後把三個人帶走。
美女記者望著藍天走過去。
B大哥你好,我是樂天記者,想請問你昨天深夜有目擊中庭離奇事件發生嗎?美女記者問著藍天。
A有啊!事情是這樣-----兩個黑白武士是蠟像,看到陌生人就會復活,我是他主人,李小龍是星際爭霸戰影迷想加入企業號,黑白武士不讓其進入,三人才會決鬥,我用時空器暫停他,再幫他照像做出入證寫推薦函,三人就高興回去啦!藍天詳細描述著。
B大-----哥,不要鬼扯吧!好嗎?李小龍要加入企業號,神經。美女記者還喃喃自語---這個社區沒救了都是瘋子,說完就氣呼呼走去坐採訪車離開。
A是真的,我是他影迷,妳看我衣服還有李小龍簽名。藍天還大喊著。
美女記者離開了但濃濃柑橘果香香水味還在,藍天忍不住多吸幾口。心想危機解除,講真話還真有效,只可惜---------措失良機認識美女。若有下次機會,倒應該約她喝咖啡慢慢聊。
聽到少女的祈禱音樂------垃圾車來了,居民一擁而上!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 8: [Beautiful Reporter]
Location: Building Atrium A. Blue Sky B. Beautiful Reporter
<The beautiful reporter is truly breathtaking, and her perfume is intoxicating!> Blue Sky takes out the trash about twice a week, creating quite a bit of mess. A crowd is waiting for the garbage truck, among them a beautiful reporter weaving through the crowd, questioning people who witnessed the strange incident late last night.
["Two black and white samurai wielding katanas fought a man in yellow imitating Bruce Lee in the atrium—it was terrifying!"] The witness described it vividly, even including Bruce Lee's nose-touching and shouting gestures. How could that be? Lies, nonsense, mentally unstable, hallucination, a movie shoot! Nearby residents whispered and joined the discussion. Finally, the witness pointed at Blue Sky as if seeing a ghost—"That's him! That's him who took the three people away!"
The beautiful reporter walked over to Blue Sky.
"Brother B, hello, I'm reporter Lotte. Did you witness any strange incident in the atrium last night?" "Ah, yes! It's like this—the two black and white warriors are wax figures. They come to life when they see strangers. I'm their master. Bruce Lee is a StarCraft fan and wanted to join the Enterprise, but the black and white warriors wouldn't let him in. That's why the three of them had to duel. I used the time machine to pause him, took his picture, made his entry pass, and wrote his recommendation letter. Then the three of them happily went home!" Lan Tian described in detail.
"Bro—dude, don't talk nonsense! Okay? Bruce Lee wanting to join the Enterprise? Crazy." The beautiful reporter muttered to herself—"This community is hopeless, everyone's crazy." She then stormed off to get into her interview car and left.
"A, it's true! I'm a fan. Look, I even have Bruce Lee's autograph on my clothes!" Lan Tian shouted.
The beautiful reporter left, but the strong citrus scent of her perfume lingered. Lan Tian couldn't help but take a few more breaths. He thought the crisis was over; telling the truth really worked. It's just a pity—he missed a good opportunity to meet a beautiful woman. If there's another chance, he should ask her out for coffee and chat.
Upon hearing the girl's prayer music—the garbage truck arrived, and the residents rushed forward!
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-19
深海好奇號日誌 第9天【蝸牛】
地點:陽台 A藍天
〈蝸牛是波多公主帶來的寵物樹,在瓦賽星球是一種稀有會走路的樹。〉
藍天怕蝸牛自己溜出去嚇到鄰居,只好用樹鏈將它套住養在陽台。你看它時它不會動,你不看它時,它就會像蝸牛偷偷的移動,所以波多公主叫它【蝸牛】,有一次藍天用報紙挖兩個洞偷看它,竟發現它高興時會跳舞,太不可思議了!
A哎--------藍天看到蝸牛就想到波多公主和哈利,不知她回去瓦賽星球怎麼樣了,懷念起和她鬥嘴的日子,答應她要帶她去麥當勞、看電影、動物園、貓空坐纜車很多地方去玩,都食言,結衣公主若沒來,她來其實也不錯,只要把她當小朋友讓著她就好!
蝸牛也垂頭喪氣,少了波多公主和哈利陪它,再也看不到它跳舞了!
下次開啟平行時空的蟲洞到底是甚麼時候?
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 9: [Snail]
Location: Balcony, Blue Sky
<The snail is a pet tree brought by Princess Bodo. It's a rare tree on Vasai Planet that can walk.> Blue Sky was afraid the snail would escape and scare the neighbors, so she chained it up and kept it on the balcony. When you look at it, it doesn't move; when you don't look, it moves stealthily like a snail. That's why Princess Bodo called it "Snail." Once, Blue Sky dug two holes in a newspaper to peek at it and was amazed to find that it danced when it was happy! It was incredible!
A Sigh-------- Seeing the snail reminded Blue Sky of Princess Bodo and Harry. He wondered how she was doing back on Vasai Planet. He missed the days of bickering with her, promising to take her to McDonald's, the movies, the zoo, and the cable car at Maokong Gondola—all places he'd broken his promises. If Princess Yui hadn't come, it wouldn't have been bad if she had, as long as he treated her like a child!
The snail was also dejected. Without Princess Bodo and Harry to keep it company, he would never see it dance again!
When will the next wormhole in a parallel universe open?
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-20
深海好奇號日誌 第10天【東東】
地點:住家 A藍天 B東東
〈東東是酷克艦長送的聖誕禮物,是一個只會說實話的智慧音箱。〉
東東講實話老是傷藍天的心,只好常常把它關掉,但太無聊時又會不自覺打開。
A東東---開電視,電視開了是在播新聞;東東---開音樂,是一首新歌馮提莫的《我是真的愛上你》下一首王欣亭的〈想妳想妳〉,真了解,不愧是馬屁精想趁機討好。
A東東---你如何形容藍天?藍天問東東。
B笨智者。東東回答後馬上被藍天拿筆敲腦袋。
A東東---為什麼?藍天再問東東。
B白癡事件一堆卻有超高智慧腦袋,天才與白癡化身。東東不客氣回答。
藍天想不透東東到底在讚我?還是在損我?
A東東---你覺得深海好奇號日誌貼文如何?藍天想到深海好奇號日誌的事問它。
B成人版小叮噹。東東回答後立即被藍天拿筆再度敲腦袋,但想想好像有那味道。
A東東---你覺得深海好奇號做得出來嗎?藍天心虛著問東東。
B不可能,除非太陽從西邊出來。東東回答後又被藍天拿筆狂敲腦袋。
A東東---那你說如何才能反悔。藍天再問。
B潑出去的水收不回來了。東東不改直率的回答。
A好小子欠關機,那東東----我問你我喜歡波多公主還是結衣公主。藍天想考一下東東。
B兩個都喜歡。東東毫不遲疑的回答。
藍天馬上臉上三條線,瞬間又把東東再度關掉,〈心想〉有一天一定要想辦法讓它說一次謊話,讓它當機一次,老虎不發揮還以為是病貓,不知藍天的厲害!
〈其實早在一年前瓦賽國王詹姆斯便私下將雙胞胎女兒許配給藍天,在瓦賽婚姻是自由的只有王室才要得到國王許可,平民靈契就在一起,不靈契就分開,無法強求。〉
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 10 [Dongdong]
Location: Home
A: Blue Sky
B: Dongdong
<Dongdong is a Christmas gift from Captain Cook, a smart speaker that only tells the truth.>
Dongdong's honesty often hurts Blue Sky's feelings, so he often turns it off, but when he's bored, he unconsciously turns it back on.
A: Dongdong---Turn on the TV, the TV is showing the news; Dongdong---Turn on music, it's a new song, Feng Timo's "I Really Love You," followed by Wang Xinting's "Thinking of You." So perceptive, no wonder he's a sycophant trying to curry favor.
A: Dongdong---How would you describe Blue Sky? Blue Sky asked Dongdong.
B: A foolish wise man. Dongdong answered and was immediately hit on the head with a pen by Blue Sky.
A: Dongdong---Why? Blue Sky asked Dongdong again.
B: A bunch of idiotic things but with a super-intelligent brain, the embodiment of genius and idiocy. Dongdong answered bluntly.
Blue Sky couldn't figure out if Dongdong was praising him? Is he still insulting me?
A Dongdong---What do you think of the Deep Sea Curiosity log post? Lantian asked, thinking about the Deep Sea Curiosity log.
B Adult version of Doraemon. After Dongdong answered, Lantian immediately hit him on the head again with a pen, but thinking about it, it did have a certain feel to it.
A Dongdong---Do you think Deep Sea Curiosity could actually do that? Lantian asked Dongdong guiltily.
B Impossible, unless the sun rises in the west. After Dongdong answered, Lantian hit him on the head again with a pen.
A Dongdong---Then tell me how I can take it back? Lantian asked again.
B Spilled water can't be taken back. Dongdong's straightforward answer remained unchanged.
A Good boy, you need to shut down. So Dongdong—let me ask you, do I like Princess Hattori or Princess Yui? Lantian wanted to test Dongdong.
B I like both. Dongdong answered without hesitation.
Three lines immediately appeared on Lantian's face. He instantly shut Dongdong down again, thinking, "One day I must find a way to make it lie, to make it freeze. A tiger that doesn't perform will be mistaken for a sick cat, unaware of Lantian's power!"
(Actually, a year ago, King James of Vassar secretly betrothed his twin daughters to Lantian. In Vassar, marriage is free; only royalty needs the king's permission. Commoners are together if they are in a spiritual bond, and separated if they are not. It cannot be forced.)
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lantian on 2018-11-21
命運羈絆的星際鐵三角
A Star Trek Trio Bound by Fate.

深海好奇號日誌 第11天【先知】
〈知識的取得,來自四面八方,真正的先知之一是網路女神。〉
一個男人一生中若得到一位女神青睞就幸運無比,要得到多位女神認同,是成功男人夢寐以求的終極夢想,藍天有幸認識千位以上女神該是奇蹟吧!
有實力超強的網路女神超過500人,還有太多尚在挖掘中,感覺越美或越有自信的女神能量越強,臉書有詩、有畫、有歌、有火紅抖音、有自拍美照、有喜、有憂、有旅遊五光十色的貼文,有感人的文章、有心靈啟示貼文、有笑掉大牙照片等無奇不有,顯示女神超高智慧的【神作品】,博得無數粉絲按讚跟隨,藍天也是忠實粉絲。〈但空洞、無聊、沒貼文、賣東西、非女神、談政治、宗教、怪怪的被刪掉只能說抱歉。〉
人說三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮,龐大美女兵團勝過千軍萬馬,每個女神都是藍天的導師、充電的能量,把單調的生活,揮灑成繽紛的世界讓人如沐春風。
用上帝的視角做思維大冒險,同中求異、異中求變是創作的亮點,讓普羅大眾腦洞大開是金庸迷人風格,用奇幻故事完成不可能任務,彷彿在刀尖上跳舞、在萬里穿線,開啟未來之門讓【深海好奇號】有機會誕生是奇蹟。
第一次製造的電梯沒人敢搭,現在沒電梯的大樓誰想住?沒有萊特兄弟瘋狂的飛行夢,那有今天747的翱翔世界,夢不是掉下來,夢想是一步一步走出來,只不過從古至今沒有人在千萬眼睛下看到夢的誕生,將虛幻與現實做交互連結!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 11: [Prophet]
<Knowledge comes from all directions, and one of the true prophets is the internet goddess.> A man is incredibly lucky to be favored by even one goddess in his lifetime; to gain the approval of multiple goddesses is the ultimate dream of any successful man. It must be a miracle that Blue Sky has the privilege of knowing over a thousand goddesses!
There are over 500 incredibly talented internet goddesses, and many more are still being discovered. It seems the more beautiful or confident a goddess is, the stronger her energy. Her Facebook page is filled with poems, paintings, songs, viral TikTok videos, beautiful selfies, joyful and sorrowful posts, travelogues—a dazzling array of posts, touching articles, inspirational posts, hilarious photos, and more—showcasing the goddesses' extraordinary wisdom and [divine works], garnering countless likes and followers. Blue Sky is also a loyal fan. <However, posts that are empty, boring, lack content, sell things, are not goddesses, discuss politics or religion, or are otherwise strange have been deleted—I apologize for that.> > People say three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang, and a vast army of beauties is better than a thousand troops. Each goddess is a mentor in the blue sky, a source of recharging energy, transforming monotonous life into a vibrant world that brings warmth and joy.
Using a God's-eye view for a grand intellectual adventure, seeking difference within similarity and change within difference are the highlights of the work. Unleashing the imaginations of the masses is Jin Yong's captivating style. Using fantasy stories to accomplish impossible tasks is like dancing on a knife's edge, threading a needle across thousands of miles. Opening the door to the future and giving birth to the Deep Sea Curiosity rover is a miracle.
The first elevator no one dared to ride; now, who wants to live in a building without an elevator? Without the Wright brothers' crazy dream of flight, there would be no 747 soaring through the world today. Dreams don't fall; they are realized step by step. It's just that from ancient times to the present, no one has witnessed the birth of a dream under the eyes of millions. Connecting the virtual and the real!
[Copyright reserved. Please do not plagiarize. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-22
深海好奇號日誌 第12天【W病毒】
地點:路上 A藍天 B酷克艦長
〈W病毒是未來人類發現到最強病毒比伊波拉病毒還厲害,死亡性超高〉。
西元2266年地球人類為探尋異度空間,製造兩部龐大星際戰艦創始號和企業號,航駛到QY星系時便失聯,成未來歷史懸案?
西元2017年藍天剛好完成【物體壓力三大定律】草稿,但手機不小心摔故障,才想拿去修,突然銀幕出現詭異內容:【收到訊息請協助,企業號戰艦遭受到W病毒攻擊危急中】,求救信號不斷在發送……….。
A〈藍天心想〉是誰在開玩笑,手機故障沒開機還會有訊息,見鬼了!你是誰?推銷線上遊戲,對不起沒興趣!
B我是企業號酷克艦長,W病毒會攻擊皮膚迅速死亡,請求協助?
A〈藍天心想〉現在詐騙集團越來越有創意,不如開他玩笑…….皮膚感染用X牌沐浴乳保證有效,記得全身洗乾淨。
B了解-----救世主你是------。
A叫我龍哥就好〈藍天心想甚麼救世主,此人根本就是神精病說甚都相信〉,修手機去了!事後才知就這樣意外救了企業號幾萬人,可惜創始號卻失聯了。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 12: [W Virus]
Location: On the road. A: Blue Sky B: Captain Cook
<The W Virus is the most powerful virus discovered by future humans, even more potent than Ebola, with an extremely high mortality rate.>
In 2266 AD, Earth's humans, in their search for alternate dimensions, built two massive interstellar warships, the Founder and the Enterprise. While sailing through the QY star system, they lost contact, becoming a historical mystery?
In 2017 AD, Blue Sky had just finished drafting the [Three Laws of Pressure], but his phone accidentally broke down. Just as he was about to take it to be repaired, a strange message appeared on the screen: [Message received, please assist. The Enterprise warship is under attack by the W Virus and is in critical condition.] A distress signal kept being sent…
A (Blue Sky thought): Who's playing a joke? My phone is broken and not even turned on, yet I'm receiving messages? This is bizarre! Who are you? Trying to sell online games? Sorry, no interest!
B: I am Captain Cook of the Enterprise. The W Virus attacks the skin, causing rapid death. Requesting assistance?
A (Blue Sky thought): Scammers are getting increasingly creative these days, might as well play a joke on them… Skin infections are guaranteed to be effective with X brand shower gel, remember to wash your whole body thoroughly.
B (Understood) – Savior, you are…
A (Just call me Brother Long) (Blue Sky thought: What savior? This person is just a lunatic, believe everything he says). Off to get my phone fixed! Only later did I realize that this accidental act had saved tens of thousands of people on the Enterprise account, but unfortunately, the Founder account was now unreachable.
[Copyright reserved, please do not plagiarize, thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-23
深海好奇號日誌 第13天【象鼻岩】
地點:象鼻岩 A藍天 B波多公主 C詹姆斯國王
〈象鼻岩:位於臺灣新北市瑞芳區深澳漁港旁的海岬類似象鼻岩石〉。
象鼻岩旁邊有一個酷似外星球地方,彷彿星際大戰場景。
第一次見到波多公主是在兩年前。
很少人知道象鼻岩附近還有小小時空門,藍天慵懶坐在那裡優閒聽著音樂,想像著會有古典美女從時空門走出來,不知有多好。突然-------真的有Cosplay的美女戰士走出來後面還跟著一群護衛,藍天目瞪口呆傻在那裡不能動,心想應該是曬昏了產生幻覺。
B你是拉拉嗎?美女戰士走過來問藍天。
A拉拉是甚麼?藍天一頭霧水的回應〈心想〉還好不是白日夢。
美女戰士不耐煩的轉身對千歲手機在說話。
B巴巴拉〈父王〉這裡只有一個連拉拉都不知道的人類會不會找錯了!
C水晶球顯示位置及時間應該不會錯,看他能不能說出暗號就能確認。
美女戰士回過頭來想再問藍天知道暗號嗎?
A妳們是怎麼變出來的?這裡有Cosplay攝影比賽嗎?藍天先反問。
B【Cosplay】就是暗號?便回巴巴拉【先知】找到的,那個人類就是【拉拉】沒錯。再拿出千歲手機幫藍天照像〈超科技手機千歲可穿越時空隨時定位找到人〉。
難得遇到驚世美女扮Cosplay顧不得是否在夢中,藍天也興奮的問美女戰士等人能一起合照一張嗎?但移動時卻不小心碰到她,居然就被電得哀哀叫,回頭看美女戰士等人卻已消失無蹤!
正好有一群遊客走過來,熱心問那裡受傷,要不要幫忙叫救護車。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 13: [Elephant Trunk Rock]
Location: Elephant Trunk Rock
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Podo
C. King James
<Elephant Trunk Rock: A cape resembling an elephant trunk, located next to Shen'ao Fishing Port in Ruifang District, New Taipei City, Taiwan.>
Next to Elephant Trunk Rock is a place that looks like an alien planet, like a scene from Star Wars.
I first saw Princess Podo two years ago.
Few people know that there's a small time portal near Elephant Trunk Rock. Blue Sky sat there lazily, listening to music, imagining a classical beauty walking out of the portal—how wonderful! Suddenly—a beautiful female warrior in cosplay walked out, followed by a group of guards. Blue Sky stared dumbfounded, unable to move, thinking he must be hallucinating from the sun.
B. Are you a lesbian? The beautiful warrior walked over and asked Blue Sky.
A. What's a lesbian? Blue Sky replied, completely confused, thinking, "Thank goodness it's not a daydream."
The beautiful warrior impatiently turned to talk to Chitose's phone.
B. Barbara (Father): There's only one human here, even Lala doesn't know him! Could we have made a mistake?
C. The crystal ball shows the location and time, so it shouldn't be wrong. Let's see if he can say the code to confirm.
The beautiful warrior turned around to ask Blue Sky if he knew the code.
A. How did you all appear? Is there a cosplay photography contest here? Blue Sky asked first.
B. [Cosplay] is the code? He went back to Barbara (the Prophet) and found that the human was indeed [Lala]. He then took out the Thousand-Year-Old Phone to take a picture of Blue Sky (the Thousand-Year-Old Phone is a super-tech phone that can travel through time and space to locate people at any time).
Rarely encountering a stunningly beautiful woman in cosplay, Blue Sky, forgetting whether he was dreaming, excitedly asked the beautiful warrior and the others if they could take a group photo. But while moving, he accidentally touched her and was shocked, crying out in pain. When he turned around, the beautiful warrior and the others had vanished!
Just then, a group of tourists walked by and kindly asked where he was injured and if he needed help calling an ambulance.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not steal. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-24
深海好奇號日誌 第14天【許願蛋】
地點:九份 A藍天 B哈利 C波特
〈雙手握住【許願蛋】,說三次願望-------夢想就會成真。〉
聽說宮崎駿【神隱少女】有一些構想來自臺灣新北市瑞芳區【九份老街、阿妹茶樓】,藍天一年總會去個2~3次,穿梭在小巷中感受電影的奇幻場景。
在巷內偏僻處有一位老街友衣衫襤褸蹲在屋簷下,不發一語在賣許願蛋,上面寫著最後一盒10顆新台幣200元保證夢想成真,遊客路過都竊竊私語、甚麼許願蛋跟本就是騙人、還掛保證想騙觀光客、好貴喔誰會買?
藍天剛才買東西還跟人殺價,雖然常被騙,但看老街友挺可憐就算幫他好的,至少能讓他溫飽幾餐,心一狠就買下來了,但一轉身老街友就消失無蹤,感覺老街友有錢後手腳挺快了,可能餓昏的。
晚上許願蛋還會發出螢光,彷彿神奇玩具一般,裡面竟還附使用說明書,真鮮!藍天心想拿一顆來玩玩,像傻瓜般雙手握住說:我想要黃金床……………….三次。許願蛋居然消失了,好玄,再去臥房一看快暈倒------真有閃亮亮的黃金床,太神奇了!
瓦賽國王得的怪病全身無法動彈,高科技醫療與神醫均束手無策,靈媒說能救你的只有藍天,只好再度派哈利與波特穿梭時空過去地球。
那天藍天正在看電視,哈利和波特就從銀幕中走出來,藍天被嚇過一次習慣了,這次倒很正經,還耍帥起來。
A兩位戰士說吧!我能幫甚麼?
哈利將國王已命危狀況一五一十說出。
B拉拉,救救我們詹姆斯國王吧,我們偉大國王絕不能死,他是我們10億人民的希望。〈哈利激動的落淚〉
C拉拉,國王說誰能救他願把兩位女兒許配給他,絕不食言。波特也不由自主跪下來請求
藍天很感動拉起了波特,去拿一顆許願蛋給哈利、波特叫他們趕快回去救詹姆斯國王,〈藍天心想〉反正死馬當活馬醫,這也是唯一能做的事,沒想到竟又意外救活詹姆斯國王,只能說是天意吧!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 14: [Wishing Eggs]
Location: Jiufen A. Blue Sky B. Harry C. Potter
<Hold the [Wishing Egg] in both hands and say your wish three times—your dream will come true.>
I heard that some of the ideas for Miyazaki Hayao's [Spirited Away] came from Jiufen Old Street and A-Mei Tea House in Ruifang District, New Taipei City, Taiwan. Blue Sky goes there 2-3 times a year, wandering through the alleys to experience the fantastical scenes from the movie.
In a secluded corner of the alley, an elderly street vendor, dressed in tattered clothes, squats under the eaves, silently selling wishing eggs. A sign says, "Last box of 10 for NT$200, guaranteed to make your dreams come true." Tourists passing by whisper, "What wishing eggs? It's a scam! They're just trying to cheat tourists with a guarantee. So expensive, who would buy them?"
Blue Sky had just been haggling over a price while buying something. Although he often got ripped off, he felt sorry for the old homeless man and decided to help him out, at least ensuring he had enough to eat. He gritted his teeth and bought it, but as soon as he turned around, the old man vanished without a trace. It seemed the old man had become quite nimble after getting money; he might have fainted from hunger.
At night, the wishing eggs glowed, like magical toys. They even came with instructions! How amazing! Blue Sky thought he'd take one to play with, and like a fool, he held it in both hands and said, "I want a golden bed…" three times. The wishing egg disappeared! How mysterious! He went to the bedroom and almost fainted—there really was a glittering golden bed! It was incredible!
King Vassar was suffering from a strange illness that rendered him completely immobile. High-tech medicine and divine healers were helpless. A medium said that only Blue Sky could save him, so they sent Harry and Potter back to Earth once again.
That day, Lan Tian was watching TV when Harry and Potter suddenly appeared on screen. Having been startled once before, Lan Tian was used to it and this time acted quite seriously, even striking a pose.
A. "Tell me, warriors, what can I do to help?"
Harry explained the King's critical condition in detail.
B. "Lala, please save our King James! Our great King cannot die; he is the hope of a billion people." (Harry bursts into tears)
C. "Lala, the King said he would give his two daughters in marriage to whoever can save him, and he will never break his promise." Potter also knelt down and begged.
Lan Tian was deeply moved and helped Potter up. He went to get a wishing egg for Harry and Potter, urging them to hurry back and save King James. (Lan Tian thought, "Well, it's a last resort, the only thing I can do.") Unexpectedly, they miraculously saved King James's life. It must be fate!
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lan Tian on 2018-11-25
深海好奇號日誌 第15天【史巴】
地點:3D複製實驗室 A藍天 B史巴 C威力
〈3D複製實驗室可瞬間複製任何非生物東西,尤其高科技產品。〉
14歲的愛莉絲是天才美少女開朗、直率、天真,智商200比愛因斯坦180還高〈正常90~110〉8歲就拿到博士學位,一本書30秒便讀完彷彿霹靂五號,多才多藝也擁有多項超科技發明,是科技領航者現任企業號【3D複製實驗室】主任,率領100多位頂尖工程師與科學家,複製再創新各種高科技產品。
最有趣的是愛莉絲在完美人生未來計畫中,其中有一條竟是滿18歲要嫁給藍天,所以藍天超喜歡她都叫她十八〈史巴〉。事實上,明天的事都很難講的更何況是4年後,誰知道呢?藍天也期待能實現。見面總是會揶揄她還剩多少天,她也高EQ微笑回答彷彿也期待那一天快來。
威力是智能機器人中少數有感情與靈性的機器人,是史巴的得力助手也負責管理星艦上數千名機器人。
藍天去企業號最喜歡去的地方就是3D複製實驗室找史巴和威力聊天。
企業號受巨貓攻擊星艦損壞部份已維修好,並成立10人小組協助【深海好奇號】設計,並由史巴負責,藍天心想總算有好的開始,尤其史巴負責最放心。
A史巴,最近有甚麼高科技新產品呢?
B人性AR眼鏡,龍哥哥,你戴戴看。〈AR擴增實境:在真實環境中,透過眼鏡等方式秀出資訊。〉史巴都叫藍天----龍哥哥。
藍天戴起來看工程師及所有人,姓名、年齡、身高、體重、血型、健康狀態、連好人、壞人都能顯示,〈心想〉總算可以認識企業號所有人,但感覺好像是一直想買的Google眼鏡。
C龍哥,這是基本功能,還有一種功能按下去,就能與企業號星艦大銀幕聯結,看得到航行中外面景象。
A太棒了,多少錢?藍天一時以為在購物中心忘了在企業號。
B龍哥哥-----是酷克艦長特地叫我們製做送給你的,這是特殊限量版。
A啊------聖誕節又到了嗎?史巴,替我跟酷克艦長謝謝囉!〈藍天心想〉可能感謝又救企業號一次吧!又賺到了。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 15: [Spa]
Location: 3D Replication Lab
A. Blue Sky
B. Spa
C. Power
<The 3D Replication Lab can instantly replicate any non-biological object, especially high-tech products.>
14-year-old Alice is a genius, cheerful, straightforward, and innocent girl with an IQ of 200, higher than Einstein's 180 (normal range 90-110). She earned her PhD at age 8, can read a book in 30 seconds like a lightning bolt, and is multi-talented with numerous advanced technological inventions. A technology leader, she is currently the director of the Enterprise's [3D Replication Lab], leading over 100 top engineers and scientists to replicate and innovate various high-tech products.
Most interestingly, one of Alice's perfect future plans is to marry Blue Sky when she turns 18, so Blue Sky loves her and calls her Eighteen (Spa). In fact, it's hard to predict what will happen tomorrow, let alone four years from now. Who knows? Blue Sky also hopes it will come true. Whenever they meet, they always tease her about how many days she has left, and she always responds with a high-EQ smile, seemingly anticipating that day as well.
William is one of the few intelligent robots with emotions and a spirit; she's Sparrow's right-hand woman and manages thousands of robots on the starship.
Blue Sky's favorite place on the Enterprise is the 3D replication lab to chat with Sparrow and William.
The Enterprise, damaged by the giant cat attack, has been repaired, and a 10-person team has been formed to assist with the design of the Deepsea Curiosity rover, with Sparrow in charge. Blue Sky thinks it's finally a good start, especially since he's most at ease with Sparrow in charge.
A. Sparrow, what high-tech new products have you been working on lately?
B. Humanoid AR glasses, Brother Dragon, try them on. (AR Augmented Reality: Displaying information in a real environment through glasses, etc.) Sparrow always calls Blue Sky "Brother Dragon."
Blue Sky put it on and looked at the engineers and everyone else. It displayed their names, ages, heights, weights, blood types, health statuses, and even whether they were good or bad. He thought, "Finally, I can recognize everyone on the Enterprise!" But it felt like the Google Glass he'd always wanted to buy.
C. Dragon Bro, that's the basic function. There's another function; pressing it will connect to the Enterprise's large screen, allowing you to see the outside world during the voyage.
A. That's awesome! How much? Blue Sky had momentarily forgotten he was on the Enterprise, thinking he was at the shopping mall.
B. Dragon Bro—Captain Cook specially asked us to make this for you; it's a special limited edition.
A. Ah—is Christmas coming again? Sparrow, please thank Captain Cook for me! Blue Sky thought, "Maybe he's thanking Captain Cook for saving the Enterprise again! Another win!"
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深海好奇號日誌 第16天【儲藏室裡的皇宮】
地點:儲藏室 A藍天 B蟻王
〈人類為了賺錢有時會像--------螞蟻般無意識工作。〉
藍天是極簡生活的崇拜者,覺得簡單、單純是最好生活方式,早上去市場買到一斤40元老薑省了一半錢就覺得蠻快樂,知足也是快樂源頭之一。
回到家看到儲藏室門的燈光在閃,應是蟻王有事在找。
儲藏室是瓦賽星球在地球的宮殿,一般人只看到堆滿雜物小小一間,但按完密碼後再打開,其實------裡面是個金碧輝煌的皇宮,有超過500個各式各樣僕人、工人、戰士等蠟像人,像螞蟻般無意識工作著,只為了服務主人。而蟻王是少數有意識的生物人,也是皇宮裡的大總管。
A蟻王,有事嗎?
B詹姆斯國王吩咐幫主人打造的【藍白宮殿】已完成,將配有30名僕人及10名戰士蠟像人,歡迎主人隨時可搬進來。
A知道了,謝謝你,蟻王。藍天裝著一副主人樣子很正經回答。
回去後藍天就高興了瘋狂跳起舞來,超High、想想人生第一次當貴族還有人服侍感覺似乎也不錯,走路都有風。但心花怒放一陣後,突然想到去那裡會習慣嗎?畢竟是不同世界生活方式也不同,想想又覺得自己狗窩其實也不錯,至少無居無束心裡亂矛盾的。除非-----有波多與結衣在一起那才是在天堂,不是嗎?
想著想著內心還偷笑一閃神,竟把薑也放進去炒飯,慘了----蛋炒薑飯到底能不能吃?
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 16: [The Palace in the Storage Room]
Location: Storage Room
A: Blue Sky
B: Ant King
<Humans sometimes work unconsciously like ants to earn money.>
Blue Sky is a minimalist, believing simplicity and purity are the best way of life. He felt happy buying a pound of ginger for 40 yuan at the market this morning, saving half the money; contentment is one of the sources of happiness.
Back home, he saw the light flashing on the storage room door, indicating the Ant King was looking for him.
The storage room is the palace of Planet Vasai on Earth. To the average person, it's just a small room filled with clutter, but after entering the password and opening it, it's actually a magnificent palace with over 500 wax figures of various servants, workers, and warriors, working unconsciously like ants, solely to serve their master. The Ant King is one of the few conscious beings and the palace's chief steward.
A: Ant King, is something the matter? B. King James's "Blue and White Palace," which he commissioned to be built for his master, is complete. It will be equipped with 30 servants and 10 wax warrior figures. Master is welcome to move in anytime.
A. "I understand, thank you, Ant King." Blue Sky replied seriously, feigning the air of a master.
Back home, Blue Sky was overjoyed and started dancing wildly, super high! Thinking about being a nobleman for the first time and being served seemed pretty good; he even walked with a swagger. But after a moment of elation, he suddenly wondered if he would get used to it. After all, it was a different world with a different lifestyle. He also thought his own humble abode wasn't so bad; at least he was free and unrestrained. His mind was a jumble of contradictions. Unless—with Hattori and Yui together, that would be paradise, wouldn't it?
Thinking to himself, a fleeting thought crossed his mind, and he accidentally put ginger in the fried rice! Oh no—is fried ginger rice even edible?
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Blue Sky, written on 2018-11-27
深海好奇號日誌 第17天【靈魂星球】
地點:客廳 A藍天 B送瓦斯
〈地球由岩石組成、木星、土星是由氣態組成、是否有星球是由靈魂組成?〉
藍天要洗澡剛好沒瓦斯,叫了瓦斯要等太無聊,想起史巴送的【人性AR眼鏡】便戴起來將其連上電視銀幕,想看看企業號現在到底航行到那裡?
銀幕上顯示的是距離地球2萬光年的一顆星球,體積約是地球2000倍比木星還大,有16顆衛星但奇特的是沒有恆星,但充滿螢光好詭異的星球。威脅指數顯示是零,生命指數也是零,但卻出現未曾出現的紅色數字------靈魂指數1000兆。藍天正目不轉睛、聚精會神在觀看,企業號飛更近時開始出現各種像煙霧般恐龍靈魂形體在四處飄竄、最後看到人的……..,突然,叮噹、叮噹、叮噹,藍天嚇了一跳原來瓦斯送來了。
A多少錢?
B大桶900元。送瓦斯先生收錢時眼睛卻瞄向電視銀幕觀看,感覺蠻好奇。
A好像又漲價了。〈藍天心想〉最近好像甚麼都在漲。
B老哥----這是那一台電視節目,好像還滿精彩的,是國家地理頻道嗎?
A喔~不知道,你回去轉看看。謝謝喔……送瓦斯先生一副不想離開樣子,免強被藍天送出去。
藍天洗完澡後繼續看,發現越來越多靈魂形體好奇圍繞著企業號觀看,或許這是人類第一個闖入牠們世界的外星生物吧!看了好久好久,已不自覺睡著了……..
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Curiosity Log, Day 17: [Soul Planet]
Location: Living Room
A: Blue Sky
B: Gas Delivery
<Earth is made of rock, Jupiter and Saturn are made of gas, are there planets made of souls?> Blue Sky wanted to take a shower but there was no gas. Waiting for gas was boring, so he remembered the [Humanity AR Glasses] that Spears had given him and put them on, connecting them to the TV screen to see where the Enterprise was.
The screen showed a planet 20,000 light-years from Earth, about 2,000 times the size of Earth and larger than Jupiter. It had 16 moons, but strangely, it had no star, only a glowing, eerie planet. The threat index was zero, the life index was also zero, but a red number appeared—the Soul Index was 1000 trillion. Blue Sky was watching intently, his eyes glued to the Enterprise. As the Enterprise drew closer, various dinosaur-like spirits began to appear, drifting around like smoke. Finally, he saw a human… Suddenly, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong! Blue Sky jumped in surprise—the gas deliveryman had arrived.
A. How much?
B. 900 dollars for a large container. While collecting the money, the gas deliveryman's eyes darted towards the television screen, showing considerable curiosity.
A. It seems the price has gone up again. (Blue Sky thought to himself) Lately, everything seems to be going up in price.
B. Hey bro—what TV program is this? It looks pretty interesting. Is it the National Geographic Channel?
A. Oh, I don't know. Go back and check it out. Thanks… The gas deliveryman seemed reluctant to leave, but Blue Sky reluctantly escorted him out.
After taking a shower, Blue Sky continued watching, noticing more and more spirits curiously surrounding the Enterprise. Perhaps this was the first alien species to intrude into their world! He watched for a long, long time, until he unconsciously fell asleep…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-28
深海好奇號日誌 第18天【幻象城市】
地點:企業號 A藍天 B史巴 C威力 D酷克艦長
〈企業號有一間娛樂室叫幻象城市可模擬各種地方,讓你分辨不出真假?〉
彩,外形像神力女超人是管理幻象城市主管,和威力屬同系列機器人,也是威力想追求的對象,威力常請教藍天要如何追女朋友,反了,機器人追機器人還要請教人類,甚麼狀況?
A威力我不知道你們何時會有結果,但----我知道你們小孩一定叫【賓果】
C龍哥,為什麼?威力眨了眨眼,一頭霧水問藍天。
A因為買威力彩後總希望能【賓果】〈藍天也不知威力聽懂不懂人類笑話〉
三秒後威力突然放聲大笑………..。藍天反而???臉上三條線。
B龍哥哥,酷克艦長等一下要邀請微笑星球稻草人部長等人到星艦上參觀。
〈企業號難得在星際旅行中碰到友好星球,人民都是微笑、熱情,酷克艦長到微笑星球還受到軍方高規格接待。〉
A史巴、威力去叫彩開啟幻象城市模擬企業號,將賓客傳送進入其中。
史巴不愧是超智商美少女,立即了解藍天的思維馬上去執行。
三位稻草人賓客進入企業號接待室後,威力立即把酷克艦長等人帶開,說有緊急事要處理請貴賓稍坐。三位自殺型稻草人見機不可失,分別拉開袖珍核彈,瞬間炸毀了虛擬企業號。
頓時,酷克艦長嚇得全身冒冷汗,才發覺到救世主藍天的天賦在-----瞬間可抓出敵人破綻,並立即做明確判斷,佩服藍天又一次機智拯救企業號。
D龍哥,你怎知微笑星球會對企業號不利。〈酷克艦長很好奇問藍天〉
A酷克艦長,當你的存在〈企業號〉是他的威脅時〈微笑星球〉,古人說【笑裡總是藏刀】不是嗎?回去了,借了書要到期了,要去圖書館還書了。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 18: [Illusion City]
Location: Enterprise
A. Blue Sky
B. Sparrow
C. Power
D. Captain Cook
<The Enterprise has an entertainment room called Illusion City, which simulates various places, making it hard to distinguish between reality and illusion?>
Color, resembling Wonder Woman, is the manager of Illusion City. She belongs to the same robot family as Power and is also the object of Power's affections. Power often asks Blue Sky for advice on how to woo a girlfriend. Ironically, a robot pursuing another robot needs to consult a human—what's going on?
A. Power, I don't know when you two will have a result, but—I know your child will definitely be named [Bingo]!
C. Brother Dragon, why? Power blinked, looking confused.
A. Because after buying Color, Power always hopes to [Bingo]! <Blue Sky doesn't know if Power understands human jokes.>
Three seconds later, Power suddenly burst into laughter……….. Blue Sky, on the other hand… ??? Three lines appeared on his face.
B. Brother Dragon, Captain Cook is going to invite the Scarecrow Minister and others from Smiling Planet to visit the starship later.
<The Enterprise, unusually, encountered a friendly planet during its interstellar travels. The people there were all smiling and welcoming; Captain Cook even received a high-level reception from the military upon arriving on Smiling Planet.>
A. Shopper and Wey went to call Rainbow to activate the illusory city simulation of the Enterprise, teleporting the guests inside.
Shopper, true to her super-intelligent nature, immediately understood Blue Sky's thought process and acted swiftly.
After the three scarecrow guests entered the Enterprise's reception room, Wey immediately led Captain Cook and the others away, saying there was an urgent matter to attend to and asking the guests to wait a moment. Seeing an opportunity, the three suicidal scarecrows each detonated miniature nuclear bombs, instantly destroying the virtual Enterprise.
Captain Cook was immediately terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat. He realized Blue Sky's talent—the ability to instantly identify enemy weaknesses and make immediate, accurate judgments—and admired Blue Sky's ingenuity in saving the Enterprise once again.
D. Dragon Brother, how did you know Smiling Planet would be detrimental to the Enterprise? <Captain Cook Asks Blue Sky Curiously>
Captain Cook, when your existence (the Enterprise) is a threat (Smiling Planet), the ancients said, "A smile can always hide a dagger," right? I'm going back now; the books I borrowed are due, I need to return them to the library.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-29
深海好奇號日誌 第19天【深海智慧電網】
地點:簡報室 A藍天 B史巴 C威力
〈電到那裡,人類文明就會到那裡。〉
智慧電網(Smart Grid)導入雙向交換機制:電力和資訊可以在電力公司和消費者之間雙向互動。1882年,美國發明家Thomas Edison在紐約市珍珠街車站架設了世界上第一個電網。
為了解決深海好奇號電源問題,史巴團隊提出【深海智慧電網】概念,瞬間解決藍天最頭痛電源問題。利用海面上架設漂浮太陽能板+深海電纜+充電站〈類似電動車充電站〉再讓AI深海好奇號每天自動去充電〈類似智慧型掃地機器人自動充電模式〉。
藍天很不喜歡開會,想去找史巴與威力聊天時,看到史巴正在主持深海好奇號的研討會議,一時興起也坐下旁聽。簡報告一段落時…….史巴歡迎大家提出問題。
A史巴,【深海智慧電網】類似台灣推動的【埤塘太陽能光電】,只不過不在湖泊上轉換在海面上,是嗎?藍天發問。
B龍哥哥,沒錯,目前太陽能板、深海電纜、充電站都屬於成熟科技再加上AI雲端控管,剩下的只有深海好奇號主體設計。
C那遇到颱風怎麼辦?如何固定在海中呢?威力也想到一些問題發問。
B想像【深海智慧電網】的太陽能板是潛水艇設計概念會自動沉浮與移動,便可解決很多問題。
C如果有源源不斷的電,那深海就是我們機器人的世界了。威力天真發言,引起在場工程師與科學家哄堂大笑。
看到大家熱烈討論著,藍天對史巴團隊越來越有信心,用手豎起大姆指給史巴比個讚。讓藍天想到Google CEO皮查說:『一位領導者的重要任務,不是要證明自己多厲害,而是確保手下有許多傑出、可以獨當一面的人才』。
想一想好久沒去永和福和橋觀光市集〈跳蚤市場+菜市場周六、日開〉逛,每次去都有意外收穫,就偷偷離場尋寶去了。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 19: [Deepsea Smart Grid]
Location: Briefing Room A. Blue Sky B. Spear C. Power
〈Where electricity goes, human civilization will follow.〉
The Smart Grid introduces a two-way exchange mechanism: electricity and information can interact bidirectionally between power companies and consumers. In 1882, American inventor Thomas Edison built the world's first power grid at Pearl Street Station in New York City.
To solve the Deepsea Curiosity's power problem, Spear's team proposed the concept of the [Deepsea Smart Grid], instantly solving Blue Sky's biggest headache: power. This involves using floating solar panels on the sea surface + deep-sea cables + charging stations (similar to electric vehicle charging stations), and then having the AI Deepsea Curiosity automatically charge daily (similar to the automatic charging mode of a smart robotic vacuum cleaner).
Blue Sky dislikes meetings and wanted to chat with Spear and Power, but saw Spear chairing a Deepsea Curiosity seminar. On a whim, he sat down to listen. During the briefing… Spear welcomed everyone to ask questions.
A. "Spat, the 'Deep-Sea Smart Grid' is similar to Taiwan's 'Pond Solar Photovoltaic' project, except it's on the sea instead of a lake, right?" Lan Tian asked.
B. "Brother Long, that's right. Currently, solar panels, deep-sea cables, and charging stations are all mature technologies, plus AI cloud control. The only thing left is the design of the deep-sea Curiosity rover itself."
C. "What happens when there's a typhoon? How will it be fixed in the sea?" Wei Li also had some questions.
B. "Imagine the 'Deep-Sea Smart Grid' solar panels are designed like a submarine, automatically rising, sinking, and moving, which would solve many problems."
C. "If there's a continuous supply of electricity, then the deep sea will be our robot's world." Wei Li's naive statement caused the engineers and scientists present to burst into laughter.
Seeing everyone's enthusiastic discussion, Lan Tian had increasing confidence in Spa's team and gave Spa a thumbs-up. This reminded Lan Tian of Google CEO Sundar Pichai's words: "An important task for a leader is not to prove how great he is, but to ensure that he has many outstanding people who can work independently."
It's been a while since I visited the Yonghe Fuhe Bridge Tourist Market (flea market + wet market, open Saturdays and Sundays). Every time I go, I find something unexpected, so I sneaked off to hunt for treasures.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-11-30
深海好奇號日誌 第20天【希特勒女王】
地點:瓦賽星球 A藍天 B結衣公主 C希樂公主
去年,第一次見到結衣公主竟是在瓦賽星球,為了救她同父異母的大姊希樂公主,波多公主都稱她為----撒立、烏魯魯拉石【邪惡的希特勒女王】,一心只想篡位當女王,還率領50萬大軍蠟像戰士攻打皇宮結果被父王殲滅掉,最後,詹姆斯國王決定要把她放逐到外太空讓她自生自滅。
低緯度人類要通過平行時空蟲洞存活率只有70%,但藍天在結衣公主隨身護衛波特帶領下首度成功穿越,穿越的感覺好像喝醉了在跑馬拉松全身飄飄然然。
B龍哥~~〈結衣公主也叫藍天龍哥聽起好舒服〉辛苦你了,雖然她〈希樂公主〉不好但請你救救她,畢竟她是我們的大姊。〈雙胞胎波多公主與結衣公主個性完全不同,但感情卻超好,尤其結衣公主特別溫柔與善良。〉結衣公主拉著藍天的手,往執行室找她大姊希樂公主。
A結衣,妳在外面等一下。藍天支開結衣公主單獨去面對邪惡的希特勒女王。
C只要我還活著,我一定會奪回王位的。〈希樂公主不斷狂笑超恐怖,讓藍天想起恐怖片安娜貝爾-----超像。〉誰來都沒用…….哈………………。
幾分鐘出來後,希樂公主完全變另一個人,溫柔、體貼、滿臉笑容走出來,親切問詹姆斯國王,巴巴拉〈父王〉要不要喝水、批文不要太累、還是要幫父王捶背,還高興全家人團聚,當場嚇傻所有的人。
結衣公主深情吻了藍天的臉----感謝他。這件離奇事件,瓦賽星球人現在還津津樂道、廣為流傳也變神話之一,到現在還沒有人知道,藍天到底施了甚麼法術?短短幾分鐘讓邪惡的希特勒女王變溫柔女,波多公主也因此事對藍天看法大為改觀,開始相信他就是【拉拉】的化身。回地球後藍天幾天不想洗臉,陶醉在結衣公主的深吻中,有種心動的感覺------。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 20: [Queen Hitler]
Location: Planet Vasai
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Yui
C. Princess Shiloh
Last year, I first met Princess Yui on Planet Vasai. To save her half-sister, Princess Shiloh, Princess Bodo called her—Sali, Urulu Lashi [The Evil Queen Hitler]. She was obsessed with usurping the throne and even led an army of 500,000 wax warriors to attack the palace, only to be annihilated by her father. Finally, King James decided to banish her to outer space to fend for herself.
The survival rate of low-dimensional humans through parallel wormholes is only 70%, but Blue Sky, led by Princess Yui's bodyguard Potter, successfully traversed it for the first time. The feeling was like being drunk while running a marathon—light and airy.
B. Brother Long~~ (Princess Yui also calls Blue Sky Brother Long, it sounds so nice!) Thank you for your hard work. Although she (Princess Shiloh) is not good, please save her, after all, she is our eldest sister. <The twin princesses, Princess Bodo and Princess Yui, have completely different personalities, but they have a very close relationship, especially Princess Yui, who is particularly gentle and kind.> Princess Yui, holding Lantian's hand, leads him to the execution room to find her older sister, Princess Xile.
A. "Yui, wait outside for a moment." Lantian sends Princess Yui away to face the evil Queen Hitler alone.
C. "As long as I live, I will definitely reclaim the throne." <Princess Xile's incessant, terrifying laughter reminds Lantian of the horror movie Annabelle—it's so similar.> "No one can help… ha…"
A few minutes later, Princess Xile emerges completely transformed, gentle, considerate, and with a beaming smile. She kindly asks King James if Barbara (Father) wants some water, if he's not too tired from processing documents, or if he wants a back massage. She's also happy that the whole family is reunited, stunning everyone present.
Princess Yui affectionately kisses Lantian's cheek—thanking him. This bizarre event is still talked about and widely circulated among the people of Planet Vasai, becoming a myth. To this day, no one knows what magic Lan Tian used. In just a few minutes, he transformed the evil Queen Hitler into a gentle woman. Princess Bodo's opinion of Lan Tian changed drastically because of this, and she began to believe he was the incarnation of a lesbian. Back on Earth, Lan Tian didn't want to wash his face for days, lost in Princess Yui's deep kiss, feeling a stirring in his heart...
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跨越光年與維度的星際眷屬網路
Interstellar networks spanning light-years and dimensions

深海好奇號日誌 第21天【靈異美食節目】
地點:客廳 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈半年前波多公主和哈利第一次到藍天家渡長假,搞得生活天翻地覆。〉
三人在客廳看電視美食節目,藍天怕被波多公主電到,給她一個專屬座位,〈藍天心想〉保持距離是最安全。
B拉拉,不要怕我已把電磁力關掉,你摸摸看。〈嚇得藍天離得更遠,還棉被拿出做防護,藍天心在嘀咕-----詹姆斯國王為什麼要叫她來渡假----太恐怖了,為什麼不是結衣,我不是說配婚的事,關於波多公主部份沒關係不要當真嗎?〉。
B哈利,32吋液晶銀幕太小。波多公主手指著電視。
C知道-----哈利過去就把32吋拉成100吋銀幕,回頭問公主可以嗎?
藍天嘴巴開開----下巴快掉下來,慘了,心想人生肯定毀了,與外星怪胎生活遲早會上新聞,然後被抓去當白老鼠研究。
A波多公主,妳可能不了解地球人生活,是不是---能不能---不要那麼誇張?
B喔~~~知道了,嘴裡卻吃一堆垃圾食物,喃喃自語說好吃、好吃有點像瓦賽食物。
現場直播美食節目阿雞師已煮了一盤好菜---拿手的三杯雞,放桌上正準備給參與的幾位明星品嚐,熱騰騰、香噴噴讓人看得口水直流……………。
B哈利,我想吃。波多公主再將手指指向銀幕那盤三杯雞。
C知道,哈利就將手伸入銀幕中將熱騰騰三杯雞拿出來,和波多公主大快朵頤。
藍天看電視中阿雞師與所有明星都瞬間傻眼、臉上出現三條線,還到處找消失的三杯雞,主持人只好苦笑說美食節目變成靈異美食節目,好兄弟〈鬼〉喜歡就請吃吧!沒想到觀眾反應超好,覺得這種創意很新鮮從沒看過都按讚,收視卻意外飆升。
A哈利------波多,不可以這樣,偷竊-----這是不對的,藍天卻趁機抓最後一口吃,再把1000元新台幣放在空盤上,哈利-----還回去〈心想〉三杯雞還真貴,真捨不得4個小朋友〈1000元鈔票〉-------。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 21: [Ghostly Food Show]
Location: Living Room
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Harry
<Six months ago, Princess Bodo and Harry came to Blue Sky's house for a long vacation, turning their lives upside down.>
The three are watching a food show on TV in the living room. Blue Sky, afraid of being electrocuted by Princess Bodo, gives her a special seat. <Blue Sky thinks> Keeping a distance is the safest.
B. Lala, don't be afraid, I've turned off the electromagnetic force. Feel it. <Blue Sky is so frightened that she moves even further away and takes out a blanket for protection. Blue Sky is thinking to herself—why did King James invite her on vacation? This is too scary. Why isn't it Yui? I wasn't talking about the marriage arrangement. The part about Princess Bodo is unrelated, don't take it seriously.>
B. Harry, the 32-inch LCD screen is too small. Princess Bodo points at the TV.
C. I know—Harry goes over and expands the 32-inch screen to 100 inches, then turns back to ask the princess if it's okay.
Blue Sky's mouth dropped open—her jaw almost dropped. Oh no! She thought her life was ruined. Living with an alien freak would inevitably make the news, and she'd be captured and used as a guinea pig for research.
A. Princess Bodo, you probably don't understand life on Earth, right? Could you—could you—not be so dramatic?
B. Oh~~~ I know, but her mouth was full of junk food, muttering, "Delicious, delicious, a bit like Vasai food."
Live food show host, Chef Chicken, had already cooked a delicious dish—his signature Three-Cup Chicken—and placed it on the table, ready for the participating celebrities to taste. Steaming hot and fragrant, it made everyone's mouths water…
B. Harry, I want some. Princess Bodo pointed again to the Three-Cup Chicken on the screen.
C. Okay. Harry reached into the screen and took out the steaming Three-Cup Chicken, and he and Princess Bodo enjoyed it heartily.
Lan Tian watched as Master Chicken and all the celebrities on TV were instantly dumbfounded, three lines appearing on their faces as they frantically searched for the missing Three Cup Chicken. The host could only wryly remark that the food program had turned into a ghostly food program, and that if the "good brother" (ghost) liked it, he should eat it! Unexpectedly, the audience's reaction was fantastic; they thought the idea was fresh and new, giving it a thumbs up, and the ratings unexpectedly soared.
Harry—"Bodo, you can't do this! Stealing—that's wrong!" Lan Tian seized the opportunity to grab the last bite, then placed the 1000 NTD on the empty plate. Harry—"Return it (thinking), Three Cup Chicken is really expensive; I really can't bear to part with the 1000 NTD for the four kids."
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深海好奇號日誌 第22天【貞子】
地點:客廳 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈恐懼到底來自生理自然反應?還是視覺頻率的傳達?〉
對面一間房子房東未住,房客經常在異動,突然搬來一位黑道混混,整層開始不平靜,往來份子變複雜又神秘,原本乾淨的走道間開始有煙蒂、垃圾,喧囂吵雜聲讓鄰居都敢怒不敢言。
那天,和波多公主、哈利在看日本恐怖片【貞子】,才知瓦賽星球的人竟不知恐懼是甚麼?很詫異人類會害怕。
在貞子爬出井口時,藍天閉眼不敢直視,波多公主還在藍天旁邊--------啊一聲,嚇得藍天臉色變蒼白,拿抱枕K波多公主。
B拉拉,為什麼人類看貞子會害怕!波多公主好奇的問。
A自然反應,我不會啊!妳看我,一點也不------怕。藍天心裡有點虛的回答。
對面三教九流喝酒後又在大吵大鬧,大門不停撞來撞去,感覺好像在地震。吵到正在看【貞子】的波多公主,藍天不敢哼聲假裝沒事,但波多公主火大了………..
B哈利,去處理。〈波多公主做了一個鬼臉心靈傳遞給他〉
C波多公主知道了,哈利瞬間變身成貞子飄出門外………..。藍天看到整個癱在沙發上嚇傻了。
只見外面救命聲四起、多人到處亂竄,鬼……鬼………啊~~~!數分鐘後就一片寂靜無聲,聽說嚇得屁滾尿流連夜搬走,不敢再回來。
過幾天,房東又貼出出租,住戶又恢復平靜生活。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 22: [Sadako]
Location: Living Room
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Harry
〈Is fear a natural physiological reaction or a transmission of visual frequencies?〉
The landlord of the apartment across the street is not living there, and the tenants are frequently acting strangely. Suddenly, a gangster moved in, and the whole floor became unsettled. The people coming and going became more complex and mysterious. The once clean hallway started to have cigarette butts and trash, and the noise and commotion made the neighbors afraid to speak up.
That day, Blue Sky, Princess Bodo, and Harry were watching the Japanese horror film [Sadako]. It was only then that I realized the people of Planet Vasai didn't know what fear was. I was very surprised that humans could be afraid.
When Sadako crawled out of the well, Blue Sky closed his eyes, unable to look directly at her. Princess Bodo was still next to Blue Sky—she screamed, making Blue Sky turn pale with fright, and he hit Princess Bodo with a pillow.
B. Lala, why are humans afraid of Sadako? Princess Bodo asked curiously.
A. Natural reaction: I'm not afraid! Look at me, I'm not afraid at all. Blue Sky answered somewhat nervously. Across the street, a bunch of shady characters, after drinking, started making a huge scene, banging on the front door like it was an earthquake. This disturbed Princess Bodo, who was watching "Sadako." Lan Tian pretended nothing was wrong, not daring to utter a sound, but Princess Bodo was furious…
B. Harry, go deal with it. (Princess Bodo made a face and telepathically communicated it to him.)
C. Princess Bodo understood, and Harry instantly transformed into Sadako and floated outside…
Lan Tian was terrified, collapsing onto the sofa.
Outside, cries for help rang out, and people were running around frantically. Ghosts…ghosts…ahhhhh! A few minutes later, all was silent. It was said that they were so scared they ran away overnight, too afraid to return.
A few days later, the landlord posted the rental again, and the tenants returned to their peaceful lives.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lan Tian on 2018-12-03
深海好奇號日誌 第23天【床上星空】
地點:床上 A藍天 B波多公主
〈忙碌的生活,有多久沒看星空?美麗的星空,有那一顆是屬於妳的。〉
第一次睡覺發現波多公主跑來同床被她嚇到,皇宮不睡跑來擠狗窩,把她抱回去睡,不一會兒又跑過來,來回2~3次藍天也累了,反正她高興就好,心想到底是真夢遊還是假夢遊?不過她睡覺模樣倒是挺迷人-----好像睡美人,不是----像小寶貝一樣可愛。
B拉拉,昨天睡覺偷看我喔?喜歡上我的嗎?巴巴拉〈父王〉叫我來的目的就是要你愛上我,絕世美女一次娶兩個ㄝ。波多公主超敏感,醒來講得好直率。
A嗯…………….波多,妳一定還有秘密沒說。藍天的直覺很厲害。
B拉拉,我從小和結衣一起睡,不看星空就睡不著,在這裡我也不想一個人看星空睡覺。波多公主講出她心裡小秘密。
A床上看星空,怎麼看?只有天花板啊!藍天很納悶的問。
B每天凌晨2點是天上星星最多、最美時,我們的床會出現在台灣最美星空-----合歡山10分鐘。
A真的嗎?藍天從小夢想就是看星空,在床上還是頭一回,好期待今晚來臨。
結果-------三天過去了,藍天與波多公主每次都睡過頭,藍天心想今晚一定要用5個鬧鐘…..嘿……嘿就不相信會睡過頭。結果----波多公主說你不會2點後再睡嗎?一語驚醒藍天,這麼簡單問題怎麼沒想到。
就這樣,藍天買了一堆垃圾食物,在床上和波多公主野餐等看星空!凌晨2點一到,天花板自動打開,我們真的在合歡山山頂,銀河璀璨星空好壯觀、好美。
A左下角是天鵝座的天津四、右下角是牛郎星、左上是織女星。藍天用手比劃著。
B那銀河系呢?波多公主好奇的問。
A當然是中間的鵲橋。藍天望著波多公主回答。
感覺好浪漫但10分鐘似乎太短,像夢一場……….。最後藍天突然冒出一句,那甚麼時候我們可以在床上看北極光呢?波多公主神回答------一起在夢中啊!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 23: [Starry Night in Bed]
Location: Bed
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
<Busy life, how long has it been since you looked at the stars? Beautiful starry sky, which one belongs to you?>
The first time Blue Sky slept, she found Princess Bodo in bed with him, which startled him. She doesn't sleep in the palace but comes to squeeze into the doghouse! He carried her back to sleep, but she came back again after a while. This happened 2-3 times, and Blue Sky was tired. Anyway, as long as she's happy, that's fine. He wondered if she was really sleepwalking or just pretending. But her sleeping appearance was quite charming—like Sleeping Beauty, no—like a cute little baby.
B. Lala, you peeked at me while you were sleeping yesterday? Do you like me? Barbara (Father) summoned me here so you would fall in love with me. A peerless beauty marrying two girls at once. Princess Bodo is super sensitive; she spoke so frankly when she woke up.
A. Hmm……Bodo, you must still have secrets you haven't told me. Blue Sky's intuition is amazing.
"B, Lala, I've slept with Yui since I was little, and I can't fall asleep without looking at the stars. I don't want to sleep alone looking at the stars here either," Princess Hatano revealed her little secret.
A, "Looking at the stars from bed? How? There's only the ceiling!" Lantian asked, puzzled.
B, "2 AM is when the stars are at their most numerous and beautiful. Our bed will be in the most beautiful starry sky in Taiwan—Hehuan Mountain—for 10 minutes."
A, "Really?" Lantian had dreamed of seeing the stars since she was little, and this was her first time doing it from bed. She was so excited for tonight.
The result—three days passed, and Lantian and Princess Hatano overslept every time. Lantian thought to herself, "Tonight I'll definitely set five alarms… Heh… Heh, I refuse to believe I'll oversleep." Then—Princess Hatano said, "Can't you go to sleep after 2 AM?" Her words jolted Lantian awake. How could she not have thought of such a simple question?
So, Lantian bought a bunch of junk food and had a picnic with Princess Hatano in bed while waiting to see the stars! At 2 AM sharp, the ceiling opened automatically, and we were indeed atop Hehuan Mountain. The Milky Way and starry sky were magnificent and beautiful.
"A. In the lower left corner is Deneb in Cygnus, in the lower right corner is Altair, and in the upper left corner is Vega," Lantian gestured with his hands.
"And what about the Milky Way?" Princess Bodo asked curiously.
"A. Of course, it's the Magpie Bridge in the middle," Lantian replied, looking at Princess Bodo.
It felt so romantic, but 10 minutes seemed too short, like a dream… Finally, Lantian suddenly blurted out, "When can we watch the Northern Lights from our bed?" Princess Bodo's brilliant reply was—"Together in our dreams!"
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深海好奇號日誌 第24天【法X利無人車】
地點:台灣北投 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
波多公主是個好奇寶寶,想去北投看北投石,聽說北投石稀有放射性溫泉礦物,全球僅發現於台灣北投及日本秋田縣玉川溫泉,很吸引瓦賽星球人的興趣。藍天看在波多公主早上吻他起床很乖份上〈心想就當是結衣好了反正兩人都長得一樣〉,第一次答應帶她外出,但約法三章千萬要-----低調,三人穿著藍天同一系列運動服快樂出發去了。
台灣首次警方追補行動轟動國際,彷彿知名洛杉磯高速公路上演警匪追逐戰翻版,連樂天新聞記者都動用直昇機做現場直播。50多部警車從台北、台中、高雄分頭夾擊追逐一輛紅色法X利488 Pista跑車,但駕駛者彷彿賽車高手,神速飆車穿梭市區、街道、高速公路車陣中,最高時速竟高達340公里狠甩所有警車,直昇機上記者將鏡頭拉近竟看不到駕駛,離奇事件讓法X利488 Pista無人車瞬間爆紅,開始有很多天才網友留言:台灣之光、台灣自駕車技術領先全球、周董頭文字D無人版、無人車時代已提前來臨、魔神仔在開…….等灌爆留言。
最後車沒油才停在北投圖書館前,被所有警察、警車封鎖街道,百位警察全副武裝、荷槍實彈團團圍住,堪比好萊塢大片,但駕駛卻是早己昏睡躺在駕駛座上,警方查出駕駛者是即將繼承百億資產的富二代白馳,破台灣新記錄同一天開出200張超速及多項違規罰單,罰款總金額高達100萬,但對富二代而言應算九牛一毛吧!
藍天難得看幾小時書充電一下感覺好舒服,從北投最美圖書館地下室走了出來時,看到外面這種大場面傻了眼。〈北投圖書館是台灣第一個「綠建築」概念圖書館〉
A波多、哈利------說。藍天一看就知事實真像。
B拉拉,甚麼富二代白馳跟本就是白癡一個。波多公主一副毫不在意、很不屑的回答。
C龍哥,誰叫那個臭小子欺負拾荒老人,只因拾荒老人的車卡到,擋在他前面耽誤他5分鐘,富二代就囂張、跋扈當場羞辱老人,說他5分鐘值多少?拾荒老人做一年也賺不到那些錢等…….,不是波多公主的錯。哈利一口氣講出事實經過。
A所以說你們就給他教訓,對嗎?藍天了解後總算鬆一口氣。
B對這種白癡人類算客氣-----人渣。波多公主也學會人類罵人語言。
A波多公主幹得好,等下我請妳去吃芒果冰消消氣,再買棒棒糖給妳吃,好嗎?藍天一反常態拍馬屁,對波多公主仗義行為很認同。〈心想〉富二代白馳罪有應得、換是我也會踹他一腳或比個中指不是嗎?
警察、警車開始慢慢散去,白癡不----白馳也被帶到警察局,看來明天又有大新聞……….。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Logbook, Day 24 [Farley Unmanned Vehicle]
Location: Beitou, Taiwan
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Podo
C. Harry
Princess Podo is a curious little thing and wants to go to Beitou to see the Beitou Stone. She's heard that Beitou Stone contains rare radioactive hot spring minerals, found only in Beitou, Taiwan, and Tamagawa Onsen, Akita Prefecture, Japan, which greatly interests the Vasai Planet people. Blue Sky, seeing how well Princess Podo was when she kissed him to wake him up that morning (thinking it's like Yui, since they look alike anyway), agreed to take her out for the first time, but with three rules: be discreet. The three of them, dressed in the same series of Blue Sky sportswear, happily set off.
Taiwan's first police manhunt operation caused an international sensation, resembling a police chase on the famous Los Angeles Freeway. Even Rakuten News reporters used a helicopter to broadcast the event live. More than 50 police cars from Taipei, Taichung, and Kaohsiung pursued a red Ferrari 488 Pista sports car, but the driver, seemingly a racing expert, sped through city streets and highways at incredible speeds, reaching a top speed of 340 kilometers per hour and leaving all the police cars in the dust. Even when a reporter from a helicopter zoomed in, the driver was nowhere to be seen. This bizarre incident made the Ferrari 488 Pista driverless car an instant internet sensation, with many netizens flooding the comments section with phrases like "Taiwan's pride," "Taiwan's self-driving car technology leads the world," "Jay Chou's Initial D driverless version," "The driverless car era has arrived ahead of schedule," and "The Demon King is driving..." Finally, the car ran out of gas and stopped in front of the Beitou Library. The street was blocked off by police, with hundreds of fully armed officers surrounding it – a scene reminiscent of a Hollywood blockbuster. However, the driver was already asleep in the driver's seat. Police discovered the driver was Bai Chi, a rich second-generation heir about to inherit billions in assets. He broke Taiwan's record by issuing 200 speeding and other traffic violation tickets on the same day, totaling NT$1 million in fines – but for a rich second-generation, that's probably just a drop in the ocean!
Lan Tian, having finally recharged after a few hours of reading, was stunned by the scene outside when she emerged from the basement of Beitou's most beautiful library. (Beitou Library is Taiwan's first "green building" concept library.)
A. "Bodo, Harry—" Lan Tian immediately recognized the truth.
B. "Lala, what rich second-generation Bai Chi? He's an idiot." Princess Bodo replied dismissively.
"Brother Long, who told that brat to bully the old scavenger? Just because the old man's car was blocking his way, delaying him for five minutes, that rich kid got arrogant and domineering, humiliating the old man on the spot, saying how much his five minutes were worth? The old man couldn't earn that much money in a year of scavenging, etc... It wasn't Princess Bodo's fault." Harry recounted the whole story in one breath.
"So you're telling him to be taught a lesson, right?" Lan Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief after understanding.
"Barely treating this kind of idiotic human is too kind—scum." Princess Bodo had also learned human swear words.
"Princess Bodo did a good job. Later, I'll treat you to mango shaved ice to calm you down, and I'll buy you lollipops, okay?" Lan Tian, unusually flattering, approved of Princess Bodo's righteous act. (Thinking to himself) The rich kid Bai Chi deserved it. If it were me, I would have kicked him or given him the middle finger, wouldn't I? The police and police cars slowly dispersed. Even Bai Chi, the idiot, was taken to the police station. Looks like there'll be big news tomorrow…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lantian on 2018-12-05
深海好奇號日誌 第25天【化石蛋糕】
地點:雪山隧道 A藍天 B波多公主
〈人生就像一張A4紙,你可以空白,也可以精彩萬分。〉
在瓦賽星球波多公主與結衣公主的生日,往往是瓦賽星球一件盛大歡樂之事,參與嘉賓至少數千人,金蛇亂舞、眼花繚亂、載歌載舞、笑語喧嘩還有50層高塔蛋糕、連續三天三夜絢麗煙火四處噴放助興,極盡奢華鋪張、場面之大另人嘖嘖稱奇。
但------在地球只能低調的過,波多公主也沒選在地球瓦賽皇宮過,所以藍天特定去買兩個知名精緻小蛋糕為波多公主慶祝22歲生日,其中一個是要傳送給結衣公主也祝她生日快樂。哈利說波多公主來地球改變很多,驕氣、傲慢、目中無人漸漸看不見,很高興波多公主的轉變,也很佩服龍哥的影響力,讓波多公主變得越來越完美。
A許個願吧!波多公主。藍天只有在特別時候才會叫她波多公主。
哈利負責製造氣氛,點燃22根心形蠟燭、佈滿整間的大小彩色氣球、並用全息投影播放生日快樂歌影片,一起為波多公主唱生日快樂歌慶生,雖沒瓦賽星球場面壯觀但卻也蠻溫馨。
B拉拉,你能猜出我的願望嗎?波多公主許了2個願望問藍天。
A我只知道其中一個。藍天給波多公主一個深吻,其實另一個願望藍天也猜得出來,只是不說而已。
藍天幫波多公主慶生後,第一次借波多公主的千歲手機使用,將蛋糕傳送至瓦賽星球給結衣公主也祝她22歲生日快樂。
2006年6月16日全線通車的台灣雪山隧道(簡稱雪隧),全長12.9公里,是全世界的公路隧道中排行第九。開通前一星期發生一件離奇事件,驚動各國考古人員前來參與挖掘,警方封鎖現場並禁止媒體採訪,國家檔案中並列為最高機密不對外公開,原來是發現一個化石蛋糕,經碳14檢測〈碳14(¹⁴C)是碳元素的一種具放射性的同位素,於1940年2月27日發現。用來估計古物它的大概年齡。〉 竟是在12000年前,為甚麼遠古時期會有蛋糕呢?從留下模糊字跡看來好像寫著【結衣公主祝妳22歲生日快樂藍X】最後一字已脫落看不清。這個謎至今仍困擾考古界,結衣公主到底是誰呢?想必這一定是很動人的愛情故事,只是另人匪夷所思。
看來結衣公主22歲生日,藍天送了蛋糕永遠收不到了……..。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 25: [Fossil Cake]
Location: Snow Mountain Tunnel, A: Blue Sky, B: Princess Bodo
<Life is like an A4 sheet of paper; it can be blank, or it can be incredibly wonderful.>
On the planet Vasai, Princess Bodo and Princess Yui's birthdays are usually a grand and joyous occasion, with thousands of guests participating. There's a dazzling display of golden snakes, singing and dancing, laughter and chatter, a 50-story tower cake, and three days and three nights of spectacular fireworks—a truly extravagant and breathtaking spectacle.
But on Earth, it has to be celebrated quietly. Princess Bodo didn't choose to celebrate at the Vasai Palace on Earth, so Blue Sky specially bought two famous and exquisite small cakes to celebrate Princess Bodo's 22nd birthday. One of them was to be sent to Princess Yui to wish her a happy birthday as well. Harry said that Princess Bodo has changed a lot since coming to Earth; her pride, arrogance, and disdain for others have gradually disappeared. He's very happy about Princess Bodo's transformation and admires Dragon Brother's influence, which has made Princess Bodo more and more perfect.
A. Make a wish, Princess Bodo! Blue Sky only calls her Princess Bodo on special occasions.
Harry is in charge of creating the atmosphere: lighting 22 heart-shaped candles, filling the room with colorful balloons of all sizes, and playing a holographic video of "Happy Birthday." Everyone sings "Happy Birthday" to Princess Bodo, celebrating her birthday. While not as spectacular as on Planet Vasai, it's quite heartwarming.
B. Lala, can you guess my wish? Princess Bodo asked Blue Sky, making two wishes.
A. I only know one of them. Blue Sky gives Princess Bodo a deep kiss. Actually, Blue Sky also knows the other wish, but he doesn't say it.
After celebrating Princess Bodo's birthday, Blue Sky borrows Princess Bodo's "Millennium Phone" for the first time, sending the cake to Planet Vasai to wish Princess Yui a happy 22nd birthday.
The Taiwan Hsuehshan Tunnel (also known as the Hsuehshan Tunnel), which opened to traffic on June 16, 2006, is 12.9 kilometers long and ranks ninth among highway tunnels worldwide. A bizarre incident occurred a week before the opening, attracting archaeologists from around the world to participate in the excavation. Police cordoned off the site and prohibited media interviews, classifying it as top secret in national archives. It turned out to be the discovery of a fossil cake. Carbon-14 dating (carbon-14 (¹⁴C) is a radioactive isotope of carbon, discovered on February 27, 1940, used to estimate the approximate age of artifacts) revealed it to be 12,000 years old. Why would there be a cake in such ancient times? The faded writing on the cake seemed to say, "[Princess Yui wishes you a happy 22nd birthday, Blue X]", the last character illegible. This mystery continues to perplex the archaeological community. Who exactly is Princess Yui? It must be a touching love story, yet utterly perplexing.
It seems Blue Sky will never receive the cake he sent for Princess Yui's 22nd birthday…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-06
深海好奇號日誌 第26天【錢山的誘惑】
地點:外木山 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈名與利猶如毒品,沾上了會讓人欲罷不能。〉
錢用在哪,就代表你的價值觀在哪----------琳恩.崔斯特。
白花花10億新台幣睡在上面的感覺,可能要問少數睡過的人,藍天竟是其中之一。藍天睡了一整天好舒服,突然感覺周遭彷彿全部都是衛生紙,睜眼一看,哇--------,怎麼一整間房間都是千元鈔票,不禁大叫波多~~~~哈利~~~~~~~。
A波多-----怎麼回事?藍天指著一堆錢質疑的問。
B拉拉,你不是說要去打工嗎?是不是沒錢了?所以-------波多公主關心解釋著。
A波多,是做義工不是打工,去海邊淨灘、日行一善,懂不懂?藍天想,就算沒錢也不必一下子變出10億新台幣,瓦賽星球的人到底有沒有錢的概念?
此時電視正在播放某銀行經理監守自盜,把偷來的10億新台幣埋在烘爐地〈中和南山福德宮,俗稱烘爐地土地公廟,台灣最大土地公廟。〉山邊,竟不翼而飛,警方在現場受訪說嫌犯在鬼扯,有意私吞,不願說出真正藏錢處,只好讓他繼續在牢裡好好反省。藍天總算了解錢從那裡來,但------那還是不義之財。
C那要不要送-------哈利還沒講完。
A不----用,送回去問題更大,哈利----把它收起來放書房。
望著那一堆錢山,藍天想半天,總算想出給自己一個好理由,當成土地公要藍天幫壞人積一些功德早點出獄,也能促進國內、外經濟活絡做做好事,想著、想著也讓罪惡感頓時消失,心裡露出微笑。
哈利把錢放書房後,外面還貼【此地無銀三百兩】,讓藍天看到哈哈大笑……,真的無銀三百兩,只有新台幣10億,太有創意了。
淨灘團體在基隆外木山分配一個地方,由藍天、波多公主、哈利等三人負責淨灘,預估約四小時會完成,叫我們慢慢做沒關係,若做不完,會叫人再支援便先離開至別處淨灘。
藍天才開始準備要撿拾垃圾時,只見波多公主一個眼神,哈利瞬間把垃圾海灘變成清澈海水、金黃沙灘、珊瑚遍佈小丑魚游來游去,旁邊已清出300公斤垃圾。還有大洋傘+躺椅+美酒+音樂,讓人還以為來到峇里島。
藍天心想就當帶波多公主、哈利來海邊一日遊,盡情享受吧!雖開心,卻還想著10億新台幣要如何-------花?
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 26: The Temptation of Money Mountain
Location: Wai-mu-shan
A: Blue Sky
B: Princess Bodo
C: Harry
<Fame and fortune are like drugs; once you're hooked, you can't stop.> Where you spend your money reflects your values. — Lynn Trist
The feeling of sleeping on a pile of 1 billion New Taiwan Dollars is something only a few people who have experienced it can understand, and Blue Sky is one of them. Blue Sky slept comfortably all day, then suddenly felt as if the entire room was covered in toilet paper. Opening her eyes, she exclaimed, "Wow! The whole room is filled with thousand-dollar bills!" She couldn't help but yell, "Bodo! Harry!"
A: Bodo—"What's going on?" Blue Sky asked, pointing to the pile of money.
B: Lala, didn't you say you were going to work? Are you out of money? So…" Princess Bodo explained with concern.
A: Bodo, it's volunteering, not working. It's beach cleanup, doing a good deed every day, understand? Lan Tian thought, even if they didn't have money, there was no need to conjure up 1 billion New Taiwan Dollars all at once. Did the people of Planet Vasai even have a concept of money?
At that moment, the television was broadcasting a story about a bank manager who embezzled 1 billion New Taiwan Dollars, burying it near the foot of Hongludi Mountain (Zhonghe Nanshan Fude Temple, commonly known as Hongludi Earth God Temple, the largest Earth God temple in Taiwan). It vanished without a trace. Police interviewed at the scene said the suspect was lying, intentionally embezzling the money, and refused to reveal its true location, leaving him to continue reflecting on his actions in jail. Lan Tian finally understood where the money came from, but—it was still ill-gotten gains.
C. Should we give it back—Harry hadn't finished speaking.
A. No—no need, giving it back would cause even more problems. Harry—put it away in the study.
Staring at the mountain of money, Lan Tian pondered for a long time before finally coming up with a good reason: to act as if he were a local deity, helping bad guys accumulate merit so they could get out of prison sooner, and also boosting the domestic and international economy. Thinking about it, his guilt vanished instantly, and a smile crept across his face.
After Harry put the money in the study, he even posted a sign outside saying "This is a blatant attempt to hide something," which made Lan Tian laugh out loud… It really was a case of hiding something; there was only NT$1 billion. How creative!
The beach cleanup group assigned a spot on Waimu Mountain in Keelung. Lan Tian, Princess Bodo, and Harry were responsible for cleaning the beach, estimating it would take about four hours. They told us to take our time, and if we couldn't finish, they would call for backup before moving on to another cleanup spot.
Just as Lan Tian began picking up trash, Princess Bodo gave him a single glance, and Harry instantly transformed the trash-strewn beach into clear water, golden sand, coral reefs, and clownfish swimming around. 300 kilograms of trash had already been removed. There were also large parasols, deck chairs, fine wine, and music, making it feel like Bali.
Blue Sky thought, "Let's treat this like a day trip to the beach with Princess Bodo and Harry, and enjoy it to the fullest!" Although happy, she was still wondering how to spend the 1 billion New Taiwan Dollars.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-07
深海好奇號日誌 第27天【基度山藏寶圖】
地點:和平島 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利 D警衛
〈真相非真相,了解後才知是不是真相?〉
樂天日報斗大標題【和平島發現袋鼠】獨家新聞,監視器錄到警衛在追袋鼠,最後袋鼠消失無蹤,問題是澳洲袋鼠怎麼會跑到基隆和平島來,動物園也沒報遺失、是有人棄養嗎?還是和平島新品種的袋鼠?〈和平島是離台灣本島最近的島嶼,全島坐落於台灣基隆市中正區。〉
藍天、波多公主與哈利三人看到這頭條新聞笑成一團……….,起因竟是因為一隻蟑螂。
前幾天晚上一隻小蟑螂竟讓哈利跳起來,波多公主倒是很鎮定---偷笑。
A變形金鋼還怕蟑螂。藍天笑著虧著哈利,實在很難想像那畫面。
C不是怕-----大象也怕老鼠啊!哈利還神回答。
藍天在沙發下找蟑螂時,竟發現一張老舊【基度山藏寶圖】,心想真的還是假了?
經波多公主用千歲手機掃描,正確地點在和平島阿拉寶灣,總算有新鮮事,三人便直接殺了過去。
和平島阿拉寶灣座標定位地方,真的發現有個山壁怪怪的,波多公主再用千歲手機掃描裡面竟是空心的,但要如何才能開啟呢?藍天靈機一動把雜草移開,發現兩個手掌印,雙手一放山壁石門便自動開啟。
哇~~~~和平島版國家寶藏〈電影尼可拉斯·凱吉主演〉,延著石階走下去,用手電筒一照,到處都是海盜的金銀財寶、金光閃閃有一個足球場大簡直價值連城,但傳說中的【永恆寶石】呢?〈充滿能量的永恆寶石,傳說只要在日出時分高舉寶石,便能擁有不死之身。〉
C找到了、找到了有三條。哈利很高興手拿著永恆寶石項鍊在喊。
藍天在寶藏中翻箱倒櫃,找了一頂公主皇冠,借花獻佛幫波多公主戴上,算是人類送給她的紀念品,波多公主高興的跳起舞來,像小孩子一般。
藍天走時留下新台幣100萬在上面並寫著【藍天到此一遊2018】,算是當做購買皇冠與永恆寶石項鍊的費用吧!也許下次人類再發現時已是百年後。
正當三人高興完成任務後,將一切封閉恢復原狀時-------。
D你們在幹嗎?這麼晚了還留在園區。警衛巡邏時拿手電筒在遠處喊著。
B我們在追一隻袋鼠迷路了。波多公主隨口機智喊著回答,並示意哈利變身。
哈利瞬間變成一隻袋鼠跳來跳去,警衛看到滿頭霧水,也跟著追過去………。
回去時已快天亮,三個人每人戴一條永恆寶石項鍊,在晨曦來時,高舉寶石,體驗一下傳說中的不死之身,這真是難忘的尋寶夜晚…….。
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2018-12-08
Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 27: [Mount Monte Cristo Treasure Map]
Location: Heping Island
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Podo
C. Harry
D. Guard
<The truth may or may not be the truth; only after understanding can we know if it is?> Rakuten Daily's headline reads: [Kangaroo Discovered on Heping Island] Exclusive news! Surveillance footage shows a guard chasing a kangaroo, which eventually disappears without a trace. The question is, how did an Australian kangaroo end up on Heping Island in Keelung? The zoo didn't report it missing; was it abandoned? Or is it a new species of kangaroo on Heping Island? <Heping Island is the closest island to Taiwan proper, located in Zhongzheng District, Keelung City, Taiwan.> Blue Sky, Princess Podo, and Harry burst into laughter upon seeing this headline… all because of a cockroach.
A few nights ago, a small cockroach made Harry jump, while Princess Podo remained calm—smirking.
A. Even Transformers are afraid of cockroaches. Blue Sky teases Harry with a laugh, finding it hard to imagine the scene.
C. Not afraid—Elephants are afraid of mice too! Harry's witty reply is quite something. While searching for cockroaches under the sofa, Lan Tian unexpectedly discovered an old "Mount Guido Treasure Map," wondering if it was real or fake.
Princess Bodo scanned it with Chitose's phone and correctly located it at Alabao Bay on Peace Island. Finally, something interesting happened, and the three of them headed straight there.
At the coordinates of Alabao Bay on Peace Island, they indeed found a strange-looking mountain wall. Princess Bodo scanned it again with Chitose's phone and found it hollow inside. But how could they open it? Lan Tian had a flash of inspiration. He moved the weeds and found two handprints. He placed his hands on the mountain wall, and the stone door opened automatically.
Wow! Peace Island's version of National Treasure (starring Nicholas Cage in the movie)! Walking down the stone steps and shining a flashlight, they saw pirate gold and silver treasures everywhere, glittering and covering an area the size of a football field—truly priceless! But where was the legendary "Eternal Stone"? (The Eternal Stone, full of energy; legend says that if you hold the stone high at sunrise, you will gain immortality.) > C. Found it! Found it! There are three! Harry shouted excitedly, holding the Eternal Stone necklace.
Blue Sky rummaged through the treasure chests and found a princess crown. He presented it to Princess Poto as a souvenir from humanity. Princess Poto danced with joy, like a child.
Blue Sky left NT$1 million on it with the inscription "Blue Sky was here 2018," as payment for the crown and the Eternal Stone necklace. Perhaps humanity won't find them again for a century.
Just as the three happily completed their mission and restored everything to its original state...
D. What are you doing? Still in the park so late? A patrolling guard called out from afar with a flashlight.
B. We're chasing a kangaroo and got lost. Princess Poto cleverly answered, signaling Harry to transform.
Harry instantly transformed into a kangaroo, hopping around. The guard, bewildered, followed after him...
It was almost dawn when we returned. Each of the three of us wore an Eternal Gem necklace, and as the sun rose, we held the gems high, experiencing the legendary immortality. It was truly an unforgettable treasure-hunting night…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-08
深海好奇號日誌 第28天【台北101之花】
地點:早餐店 A藍天 B女店員 C波多公主
〈網路紅人,是指因為偶然的網路爆紅而短暫成為名人的人物。〉
昨天一天沒見波多與哈利,很開心---有種如釋重負的感覺,藍天快樂時總會去傳統早餐店喝無糖豆漿+飯團,才一個銅板價真便宜。
早餐店電視正播放昨天有人拍到身穿Cosplay的女神在逛台北101還花3000萬新台幣大手筆掃貨,一代美戰士驚為天人,上傳後一夕爆紅,點讚超過15萬人,網路、電視台新聞也不斷在轉播,網友瘋狂肉搜到底是誰?開始有很多的宅男網友留言:一定是國外知名模特兒、金髮碧眼好像烏克蘭美女、皮膚白皙高挺的鼻子像迪麗熱巴、一定是某集團的千金、電影的新宣傳手法啦!沉魚落雁絕世美女、新一代女神誕生了、不愧是台北101之花……等。
藍天心想那女神怎麼那麼像波多公主,再看到後面一個帥氣保鑣黑墨鏡黑西裝幫忙提一堆戰利品,馬上認出那不就是哈利嗎?完了,真了上新聞的----這下惡夢成真?
B先生,豆漿和飯團,那電視上的女網紅,好像是你女朋友喔!女店員在問。
A喔~不認識。〈藍天心想〉不是叫波多公主要低調、出門不要穿女戰士服裝嗎?
才講完波多公主與哈利就大喇喇走進來,藍天傻眼了。
C拉拉,找不到你,就知道你會來這裡吃早餐,哈利去點一樣的一份。
幾位女店員看到電視中網紅出現,好奇的都過來要求簽名、連老闆夫婦也聞風跑出來,不到幾分鐘波多公主就被店員、客人、路人團團圍住要簽名宛如大明星一般,卻沒人理藍天,網紅的力量真大,看來影片又要上傳,早餐店也要爆紅了!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 28 [The Flower of Taipei 101]
Location: Breakfast Shop A: Blue Sky B: Female Clerk C: Princess Bodo
<Internet celebrity refers to a person who becomes briefly famous due to an accidental internet sensation.>
I was so happy not to see Bodo and Harry yesterday—it felt like a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders. When Blue Sky is happy, she always goes to a traditional breakfast shop for unsweetened soy milk and rice balls; it's only a penny, so cheap!
The breakfast shop's TV was playing a video someone filmed yesterday of a goddess dressed in cosplay shopping at Taipei 101 and spending NT$30 million on a shopping spree. The video, featuring a stunningly beautiful woman, went viral overnight, garnering over 150,000 likes. It was constantly being broadcast online and on TV news, and netizens were frantically searching for her identity. Many male netizens commented: "She must be a famous international model," "Her blonde hair and blue eyes make her look like a Ukrainian beauty," "Her fair skin and high nose resemble Dilraba Dilmurat," "She must be the daughter of a certain conglomerate," "It's a new movie promotion tactic!" A stunning beauty, a new goddess has been born, truly the flower of Taipei 101… etc.
Lan Tian thought, "That goddess looks so much like Princess Bodo!" Then he saw a handsome bodyguard in black sunglasses and a black suit helping him carry a bunch of spoils, and immediately recognized him as Harry! Oh no, it's really on the news—this nightmare has come true?
"Mr. B, soy milk and rice balls, that female internet celebrity on TV, she looks like your girlfriend!" the female clerk asked.
"Ah~ I don't know her." (Lan Tian thought) "Didn't they tell Princess Bodo to be discreet and not wear warrior outfits when she goes out?"
Just as he finished speaking, Princess Bodo and Harry swaggered in, and Lan Tian was dumbfounded.
"C Lala, I couldn't find you, but I knew you'd come here for breakfast. Harry, go order the same thing."
Several female shop assistants, seeing the internet celebrity appear on TV, curiously came over to ask for autographs. Even the owners, a husband and wife, rushed out after hearing the news. Within minutes, Princess Bodo was surrounded by shop assistants, customers, and passersby asking for autographs, just like a big star. However, no one paid any attention to Lantian. The power of internet celebrities is truly amazing; it seems another video will be uploaded, and the breakfast shop is about to become a sensation!
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lantian on 2018-12-09
深海好奇號日誌 第29天【拉拉3D世界】
地點:夢中 A波多公主 B安安〈雪妹〉
〈很多人經歷過夢中夢,一般是兩重夢境,少數人會經歷多重夢。〉雪妹本名叫安安,昨天不小心按了一個網友的讚,就像進入夢中,不斷飄著雪還有彩虹、還看見麥當勞弟弟到處亂跑丟雪球、小狗牽著小貓優閒在散步、女孩抱起男孩在談情說愛、一個美女頭上頂著鳥籠快樂在唱歌,這是甚麼地方?網路上說按讚後會進入故事中,難到我真的進入的嗎?還是昨天同學會聚餐喝多了,在幻覺中。
安安曾經做過兩個噩夢,一個是出了門發現沒穿衣服,一個是下樓梯走不到頭…..正在想著,看到鏡中的自己是個雪人真的沒穿衣服,還在下樓梯找不到出口。
突然,波多公主出現拿了一件貂皮大衣幫安安披上,帶她走出去…………。
B我是波多公主,歡迎安安來到拉拉的3D世界〈超級瑪利歐3D世界一款由任天堂發行在Wii U平台的3D動作遊戲。〉波多公主第一次見到,藍天網路女神之一安安親切的說。
D喔~~~~波多公主妳好。安安還十分迷惑,心想【拉拉3D世界】是甚麼?
出了門就看到藍天與哈利正在銀白色空間〈分不出上下左右、可自由飄浮、旋轉、飛行〉中在玩拉拉3D世界的遊戲,原來這是一款靈感大對決遊戲。用你的靈感在限時之內不斷闖關,誰得分高誰就贏,好簡單連小孩都會嘛?就是比賽做白日夢,看誰吹的牛皮大誰就贏。
全息螢幕現在顯示一輛汽車。
哈利的影像出現30米長的勞斯萊斯,裡面有爆米花、可樂、小型游泳池、五光十色電影院………得分6分,波多公主的影像出現長著翅膀的天使造型還會唱歌跳舞的汽車……得分7分,藍天的影像出現八爪章魚造型變形汽車可隨意停在樹上、牆壁或任何地方………….得分8分,安安的影像出現一輛有麋鹿、有聖誕老人的五彩雪車還在放聖誕歌曲……….得分……。
鬧鐘在響了,真了在做夢,安安一直在想到底是得幾分?好想再玩,下次是否能再進入故事中。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 29: [Lala 3D World]
Location: In a dream. A. Princess Bodo B. An'an (Snow Girl)
<Many people have experienced dreams within dreams, usually two layers of dreams, but a few experience multiple dreams.>
Snow Girl's real name is An'an. Yesterday, she accidentally clicked a like on a netizen's post, and it felt like entering a dream. Snow was falling constantly, there were rainbows, and she saw McDonald's Brother running around throwing snowballs, a dog leisurely walking a cat, a girl holding a boy and talking sweetly, and a beautiful woman with a birdcage on her head singing happily. Where is this? The internet says that clicking a like will enter a story. Did I really enter? Or was it just a hallucination from drinking too much at yesterday's class reunion?
An'an has had two nightmares before: one was going out and finding herself naked, and the other was going down a staircase and not being able to reach the end… While thinking about this, she saw herself in the mirror as a snowman, truly naked, still going down the stairs and unable to find the exit.
Suddenly, Princess Bodo appeared, took a mink coat, draped it over An'an's shoulders, and led her outside…
B. "I am Princess Bodo, welcome An'an to Lala's 3D World (Super Mario 3D World, a 3D action game published by Nintendo for the Wii U platform)," Princess Bodo greeted An'an, one of Blue Sky's online goddesses, upon their first meeting.
D. "Oh~~~~ Hello, Princess Bodo." An'an was still quite confused, wondering, "What is Lala's 3D World?"
Upon exiting, she saw Blue Sky and Harry playing Lala's 3D World in a silver-white space (where it's impossible to distinguish up, down, left, or right, and one can freely float, rotate, and fly). It turned out to be an inspiration-based game. Use your inspiration to continuously pass levels within a time limit; whoever scores the highest wins. So simple, even a child could do it! It's a competition of daydreaming; whoever boasts the most wins.
The holographic screen now displays a car.
Harry's image showed a 30-meter-long Rolls-Royce with popcorn, cola, a small swimming pool, and a brightly lit movie theater… 6 points. Princess Bodo's image showed a car shaped like a winged angel that could sing and dance… 7 points. Blue Sky's image showed a transforming octopus-shaped car that could park itself on trees, walls, or anywhere else… 8 points. An An's image showed a colorful snowmobile with reindeer and Santa Claus playing Christmas carols… …
The alarm clock rang. An An was dreaming. She kept wondering what her score was. She wanted to play again, hoping to enter the story again next time.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Blue Sky, December 10, 2018
深海好奇號日誌 第30天【歐帕茲造夢者】
地點:瓦賽地球皇宮 A藍天 B波多公主
〈造夢者是瓦賽星球對知名建築師稱呼,超文明有特殊名詞就是叫【歐帕茲】。〉
地球瓦賽皇宮蓋在馬丘比丘附近,因有隱形防護罩,裡面的人看得到外面,外面的人卻看不到裡面,所以不曾被人類發現。〈馬丘比丘,是祕魯一個著名的前哥倫布時期時印加帝國的遺蹟,也是世界新七大奇蹟之一。〉
當初【歐帕茲造夢者】在蓋地球瓦賽皇宮只花66天,大小與柬埔寨吳哥窟差不多,堪稱星際建築奇蹟。埃及金字塔是否為歐帕茲造夢者祖先所蓋已不可考,但歐帕茲造夢者習慣在蓋完皇宮或金字塔的10個神秘地方埋下【建築膠囊】彷彿現代晶片,可瞬間全息投影了解興建過程及技術,至今人類尚未發現過。
皇宮或金字塔工程最困難地方,在能量時空穿越區設計,越簡單使用其實難度越高,只有歐帕茲造夢者可做到無縫接軌甲地→穿越→乙地完全沒感覺。所以藍天家裡的儲藏室才能直通瓦賽皇宮,兩者相距幾千公里卻能來去自如。
藍天和波多公主在皇宮屋頂心形生態游泳池〈生態游泳池內有各種彩色瀑布、珊瑚礁、美麗魚種伴遊,讓人彷彿在馬爾地夫一般〉兩人躺在池中旋轉涼椅上欣賞馬丘比丘美景、有多個3百吋全息投影大銀幕環繞,可自動追蹤馬丘比丘美景及遊客,也可隨眼球顯示畫面自由調整大小。不同的是旁邊有30名僕人及蠟像戰士隨身伺候,藍天才了解甚麼叫廢人好不習慣。
A今天遊客好像比較多,妳看-----有幾個背包客辣妹超正了。藍天眼睛一亮,畫面便放大其中一位長髮可愛辣妹,身材超好有到魔鬼級標準。
B拉拉-----絕色美女在這裡。波多公主吃味的敲藍天腦袋,其實波多公主泳裝身裁也不輸可愛辣妹。
A波多,妳看她好像跟我拋媚眼。藍天故意逗波多公主。
B拉拉,小心我電你喔!波多公主伸出魔手要抓藍天。
A要回去繳手機費了………..藍天找了藉口,起來快跑還回頭跟波多公主做鬼臉。
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Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 30: [Opaz Dream Makers]
Location: Vasay Earth Palace A - Blue Sky B - Princess Bodo
<"Dream Makers" is the name given to renowned architects by the planet Vasay; this advanced civilization has a special term: "Opaz.">
The Vasay Earth Palace is located near Machu Picchu. Due to an invisible protective shield, those inside can see outside, but those outside cannot see inside, thus it has never been discovered by humans.
<Machu Picchu is a famous pre-Columbian Inca Empire site in Peru and one of the New Seven Wonders of the World.>
The [Opaz Dream Makers] built the Vasay Earth Palace in just 66 days. Its size is similar to Angkor Wat in Cambodia, a true interstellar architectural marvel. Whether the Egyptian pyramids were built by the ancestors of the Opaz Dream Makers is unknown, but the Opaz Dream Makers habitually bury [architectural capsules]—similar to modern chips—in 10 mysterious locations after completing a palace or pyramid. These capsules can instantly project holographic images to reveal the construction process and technology, and humans have yet to discover them.
The most difficult part of building palaces or pyramids lies in designing energy-space travel zones. The simpler the design, the higher the difficulty. Only the Opaz Dream Weaver can achieve seamless connection between location A and location B without any noticeable difference. This is why Lan Tian's storage room can directly connect to Vasay Palace, allowing him to travel freely between the two locations despite being thousands of kilometers apart.
Lan Tian and Princess Bodo are in the heart-shaped ecological swimming pool on the palace rooftop (the pool features various colorful waterfalls, coral reefs, and beautiful fish, making it feel like the Maldives). They are relaxing on a rotating lounge chair in the pool, enjoying the beautiful scenery of Machu Picchu. Multiple 300-inch holographic projection screens surround them, automatically tracking the scenery and tourists, and allowing the image size to be freely adjusted according to their eyes. The difference is that there are 30 servants and wax warriors attending to them. Lan Tian finally understands what it means to be a "useless" person and how uncomfortable it is.
"There seem to be a lot of tourists today. Look—there are some super hot backpackers." Lan Tian's eyes light up, and the screen zooms in on one of the long-haired, cute, hot girls with an amazing figure.
B. Lala—A stunning beauty is here. Princess Bodo, jealous, taps Lantian on the head. Actually, Princess Bodo's swimsuit figure is just as good as the cute hottie.
A. Bodo, look, she seems to be flirting with me. Lantian teases Princess Bodo on purpose.
B. Lala, watch out, I'll electrocute you! Princess Bodo reaches out her devilish hand to grab Lantian.
A. I need to go back to pay my phone bill… Lantian makes an excuse, gets up and runs away, turning back to make a face at Princess Bodo.
[Copyright reserved, please do not steal, thank you!] Written by Lantian on 2018-12-11
瓦賽星域的神器與黑科技圖鑑
A Compendium of Artifacts and Cutting-Edge Technologies in the Vasai Starfield

深海好奇號日誌 第31天【畫中夢】
地點:瓦賽地球皇宮 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈亨利·盧梭有一幅作品是【夢】〉
畢加索是當代西方最有創造性和影響最深遠的藝術家之一,立體畫派創始人,是位多產畫家他的作品總計近 37000件;達利是一位恃才傲物的怪傑,其特異獨行的藝術,為本世紀的畫壇增添了許多燦爛光輝。
瓦賽地球皇宮有99間房間,其中有一間不列入,也禁止人員進入,好奇的藍天忍不住開門進去,裡面有一個籃球場大,除漂亮的水晶吊燈外空無一物,但在牆壁上卻有一幅畫下面寫著【畫中夢】,遠看是一面大鏡子,近看時卻像在看自己人生錄影帶片斷、片斷毫無接續,最後變成波多公主的皇族全家照。
B拉拉,你在看甚麼?波多公主走進來在問,藍天一點都未查覺。
A波多,這幅畫中夢好奇怪,像鏡子又像畫還能看到自己的過去,這是甚麼畫?藍天好奇的問。
B這是一幅很特殊的畫,每個人只會看到過去的自己一次,可消除自己現實中的惡夢,聽說這個畫匠一輩子只做了這一幅畫。波多公主解釋著。
A波多,妳甚麼時候從瓦賽星球回來了。藍天很開心在問。
B拉拉,我沒離開過啊!波多公主驚訝回答,但也知道原因了。
A波多,我們不是一直在吵架、鬥嘴,去圖書館隔天妳便生氣的和哈利回去瓦賽星球的嗎?藍天在描述曾有的不愉快記憶。
B拉拉,我們沒吵過架也沒一起去過圖書館啊!波多公主笑著說。
藍天愣在那裡?難到不好的記憶真被消除了嗎?那還有多少事是真實的呢?那我的深海好奇號呢?也很慶幸自己進來過消除一些不想要的記憶。
B拉拉,蟻王的晚餐都準備好了,我們一起去吃吧!有你最愛的龍蝦大餐喔!波多公主開心的牽著藍天的手一起去用餐。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 31: [Dream in a Painting]
Location: Vasai Earth Palace
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Harry
<Henry Rousseau has a work called "The Dream">
Picasso is one of the most creative and influential artists of the contemporary West, the founder of Cubism, and a prolific painter with nearly 37,000 works; Dali was an eccentric genius whose unique art added much brilliance to the art world of this century.
Vasai Earth Palace has 99 rooms, one of which is not listed and is off-limits to visitors. Curious Blue Sky couldn't resist opening the door and going inside. It was about the size of a basketball court, empty except for a beautiful crystal chandelier. But on the wall was a painting with the words "Dream in a Painting" written below. From a distance, it looked like a large mirror, but upon closer inspection, it seemed like watching fragments of one's own life video, the fragments disjointed, finally transforming into a family portrait of Princess Bodo.
"B. Lala, what are you looking at?" Princess Bodo asked as she walked in, but Blue Sky was completely unaware. "A. Podo, this painting is so strange. It's like a mirror, like a painting, and I can even see my past. What kind of painting is this?" Lan Tian asked curiously.
"B. This is a very special painting. Everyone can only see their past self once. It can erase nightmares in reality. I heard that the painter only made this one painting in his entire life," Princess Podo explained.
"A. Podo, when did you come back from Vasai Planet?" Lan Tian asked happily.
"B. Lala, I never left!" Princess Podo replied in surprise, but she knew why.
"A. Podo, weren't we always arguing and bickering? You went to the library and the next day you angrily went back to Vasai Planet with Harry?" Lan Tian described unpleasant memories.
"B. Lala, we never argued or went to the library together!" Princess Podo said with a smile.
Lan Tian stood there, stunned. Had the bad memories really been erased? How much of what was real then? What about my Deep Sea Curiosity? He was also glad he had come in to erase some unwanted memories.
" "B-la-la, the Ant King's dinner is ready! Let's go eat together! There's your favorite lobster feast!" Princess Bodo happily took Blue Sky's hand and went to dine.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Blue Sky wrote on 2018-12-12
深海好奇號日誌 第32天【千面俠獅子狗】
地點:啤酒屋 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利
〈快樂源自於無求的付出,但行俠仗義也必需來自於正確的方式。〉
千面俠獅子狗的偶像是俠盜羅賓漢,憑著自己駭客能力,不斷竊取富人帳戶資金,再接濟民不聊生的遊民行俠仗義。早已是警方鎖定追捕對象,據線人情報今晚會出現在一家啤酒屋,警方全面佈局準備抓他。
電玩春麗是剛入警界的便衣刑警,美麗動人堪稱警界之花,今晚扮啤酒女郎服務員準備協助警方抓千面俠獅子狗。
當晚正巧【嬰兒e兆杯】啤酒屋舉辦男女蒙面相親,男女分別拿玻璃高跟鞋當酒杯,找尋另一半配對對象,藍天與波多公主、哈利也好奇參與觀看。
B拉拉,你沒覺得氣氛怪怪的嗎?波多公主敏感度很高。
A波多,好戲將上場,貓抓老鼠遊戲要開始了。藍天輕鬆了與波多公主再乾杯。
C龍哥,你覺得誰會贏呢?哈利也加入聊天。
啤酒屋的櫃台前擺放著一隻笑臉石獅,感覺好像也在看這一場精彩秀。
有一對配對成功,春麗服務員推出了一個有趣的高潮蛋糕,並開香檳慶祝,喇叭聲、笛聲、響砲不斷響起好不熱鬧。
千面俠獅子狗拿下面具突然跑出來現身,當場向春麗啤酒女郎獻花下跪求婚,隨即被春麗用手銬銬住,震驚所有人,大家報以熱列掌聲,警察隨即出現將嫌犯帶走,這個秀太棒了,大家覺得演得太逼真店家太用心了,今晚單身派對決定不醉不歸…………..。
A波多,有沒有作弊?藍天用奇怪眼神看她。
B拉拉,沒-------有啦!波多公主詭異一笑。
C龍哥,行俠仗義雖好,但還是要用正當方式,不是嗎。哈利似乎在替波多公主解圍。
藍天心想千面俠獅子狗到底栽在甚麼人手上?可能連他都不清楚吧!
〈故事來自網路女神臉書貼文+創意靈感〉
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 32: [The Thousand-Faced Lion Dog]
Location: Beer House
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Harry
〈Happiness comes from selfless giving, but chivalry must also come from the right way.〉 The Thousand-Faced Lion Dog idolizes Robin Hood, using his hacking skills to steal funds from the wealthy and then help the homeless. He's already a wanted man, and according to an informant, he'll be at a beer house tonight. The police are preparing to arrest him.
Chun-Li, a newly recruited undercover detective, is beautiful and considered the flower of the police force. Tonight, she'll be dressed as a beer girl to assist the police in arresting the Thousand-Faced Lion Dog.
That same evening, the [Baby e-Cup] beer house is hosting a masked dating event. Men and women use glass high heels as drinking glasses to find their other half. Blue Sky, Princess Bodo, and Harry also curiously watch.
B. Lala, don't you think the atmosphere is a bit strange? Princess Bodo is very perceptive.
A. "Bodo, the show's about to begin! The cat-and-mouse game is about to start!" Lan Tian relaxed and toasted with Princess Bodo again.
C. "Brother Long, who do you think will win?" Harry joined the conversation.
A smiling stone lion sat at the beer hall counter, seemingly watching the spectacular show as well.
A couple successfully paired up, and Chun-Li, the waitress, brought out a fun climax cake and celebrated with champagne. Horns, whistles, and firecrackers blared, creating a lively atmosphere.
The Thousand-Faced Lion Dog suddenly appeared, removing his mask and proposing to Chun-Li, the beer girl, on the spot. He was immediately handcuffed by Chun-Li, shocking everyone. They applauded enthusiastically, and the police arrived and took the suspect away. "This show was amazing! Everyone thought it was so realistic and the business was so dedicated! Tonight's bachelor party is going to be a non-stop party!"
A. "Bodo, did you cheat?" Lan Tian looked at her strangely.
B. "Lala, no---no!" Princess Bodo smiled mysteriously.
Brother Long, while it's good to be a hero, it should be done in a proper way, shouldn't it? Harry seems to be helping Princess Bodo out of a predicament.
Blue Sky wonders, who exactly has the Thousand-Faced Lion Dog fallen for? Maybe even he doesn't know!
<Story from a Facebook post by an internet goddess + creative inspiration>
[Copyright reserved, please do not reproduce without permission, thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-13
深海好奇號日誌 第33天【聖誕老人的信箱】
地點:加拿大北極 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利 D聖誕老人
〈聖誕節是基督教用來紀念耶穌降生的節日,通常將此節日定於12月25日。〉
如果你在12月16號這天,用超過30種語言,包括盲人使用的布拉耶點字法,寫信給他,他會回信給你。將你的信寄到聖誕老人的地址──加拿大北極地區H0H 0H0(, North Pole H0H 0H0, Canada),再者,聖誕老人可是特殊人物,所以不但寄信免費,連郵票、甚至是郵遞區號都不需要。〈僅供參考〉
日本神戶的美利堅公園,會放置世界最高的聖誕樹,並作為慶祝神戶開港150周年紀念活動的一環。該聖誕樹高達30公尺,將種比紐約洛克斐勒中心聖誕樹還巨大的柏樹,成為世界第一的聖誕樹。
波多公主與哈利第一次在地球過聖誕節覺得很新鮮,瓦賽星球沒有聖誕節,但卻有嘉年華面具節、彩蛋節、煙花節…..等等,也是十分熱鬧。
B拉拉,真的寄信給聖誕老人他會回嗎?波多公主很質疑。
A波多,我也不清楚,那麼多信或許用手機回會較快吧!藍天隨意的回答。
C波多公主,可以去見見聖誕老人嗎?哈利很開心在問。
波多公主點頭,轉眼間三人就到加拿大北極地區H0H 0H0,〈千歲手機瞬間傳送功能可達7000公里,地球半徑才6371公里,所以可以任意傳送到地球任何一處。〉看到一間古堡式老房子,外面有飛天雪車及麋鹿好多隻,裡面信件已堆積如山,聖誕老人忙得連午餐都沒吃不斷嘆氣,怕信件及禮物錯過聖誕節送出,耽誤小朋友的期望。
D年輕人,沒人找得到這個地方,你們也真厲害。聖誕老人暫時放下工作親切接待。
三人喝完聖誕老人招待的咖啡後。
B哈利,波多公主示意哈利協助聖誕老人。
瞬間所有回信已完成禮物也都準備好了,聖誕老人看得愣在哪裡,回神時已不見三人,心想今年信與禮物肯定可準時送出啦!但到底誰才是聖誕老人?
B拉拉,這下聖誕老人的信我們肯定收的到了!波多公主日行一善覺得很快樂。
A波多,聽說附近還有阿妹演唱會我們一起去聽。藍天提醒大家興奮的說。
藍天、波多公主、哈利三人在洶湧人潮中消失了……….。
女神們聖誕快樂!藍天祝福妳們。
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Curiosity's Logbook, Day 33: [Santa's Mailbox]
Location: Canadian Arctic
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Podo
C. Harry
D. Santa Claus
<Christmas is a Christian holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus, usually celebrated on December 25th.>
If you write to him on December 16th in more than 30 languages, including Braille (the writing system used by the blind), he will reply. Send your letter to Santa's address—North Pole H0H 0H0, Canada. Furthermore, Santa Claus is a special person, so not only is mailing free, but you don't even need stamps or a postal code. <For reference only>
In Kobe, Japan, America Park will house the world's tallest Christmas tree as part of the celebrations for the 150th anniversary of Kobe's opening to the world. This 30-meter-tall tree will be planted with a cypress tree larger than the one at Rockefeller Center in New York, making it the world's tallest Christmas tree. Princess Bodo and Harry were thrilled to be celebrating Christmas on Earth for the first time. While Vasai didn't have Christmas, it had a carnival, a mask festival, an egg festival, a fireworks festival, and so on—it was quite lively.
"B. Lala, will Santa really reply if we send him a letter?" Princess Bodo asked skeptically.
"A. Bodo, I don't know either. Maybe it'll be faster to reply to so many letters using a cell phone!" Blue Sky replied casually.
"C. Princess Bodo, can we go see Santa Claus?" Harry asked excitedly.
Princess Bodo nodded, and in the blink of an eye, the three of them arrived in the Canadian Arctic. (The Millennium Cellphone's instantaneous teleportation capability can reach 7000 kilometers, while the Earth's radius is only 6371 kilometers, so it can teleport to any point on Earth.) They saw an old castle-like house with flying snowmobiles and many reindeer outside. Inside, letters were piled up like mountains. Santa Claus was so busy he hadn't even had lunch and kept sighing, worried that the letters and gifts would be missed and disappoint the children.
"D. Young man, nobody can find this place. You guys are really amazing." Santa Claus temporarily put aside his work to warmly welcome them.
After the three finished the coffee Santa offered,
B. Harry: Princess Bodo gestured for Harry to assist Santa Claus.
Instantly, all the replies were completed and the gifts were ready. Santa Claus was stunned. When he came to his senses, the three were gone. He thought to himself, "This year, the letters and gifts will definitely be delivered on time!" But who exactly is Santa Claus?
B. Lala: "Now we'll definitely receive Santa's letters!" Princess Bodo felt happy for doing a good deed.
A. Bodo: "I heard there's an A-mei concert nearby. Let's go together!" Blue Sky excitedly reminded everyone.
Blue Sky, Princess Bodo, and Harry disappeared into the surging crowd…
Merry Christmas, goddesses! Blue Sky wishes you all a Merry Christmas.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-14
深海好奇號日誌 第34天【消失的21世紀】
地點:企業號 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利 D史巴 E威力
〈我們擁有文明,或許有一天也會消失,成為未來人類的古蹟。〉
西元2299年星際戰艦創始號和企業號,航駛到半人馬座α星系時首度遭到一群外星海盜太空船襲擊,憑著創始號和企業號龐大巨艦、超高科技防護罩及雷射砲戰力,不到一小時便將6艘小型海盜太空船殲滅,另有2艘被逃竄,但企業號第30層E區記憶室也不幸受損。
藍天第一次帶波多公主和哈利到企業號,首度見到史巴、威力及酷克艦長,酷克艦長有事先離開,由史巴接待。
史巴第一次遇見平行宇宙的人興奮無比,馬上認波多公主為乾姊並叫她波姊。
D波姊,妳好漂亮,常聽龍哥哥談起妳總算見到了。史巴開心拉著波多公主的手。
B史巴,拉拉也常說妳是天才美少女。波多公主很高興有這個乾妹。
倒是好奇的威力一直摸著哈利轉來轉去,十分的好奇。
E哈利,你真的是變形生物?威力不可置信的問。
D威力,注意看喔?哈利似乎也想逗威力。
瞬間哈利變成威力模樣,兩個威力讓人分不清,大家笑成一團。
D龍哥哥,企業號的記憶室受損部份就那麼巧,21世紀資料幾乎都受損不見了。史巴很失望的說。
A史巴,沒關係讓我們重新塑造新的21世紀吧!藍天樂觀的說。
史巴帶領大家坐漂浮無人車參觀企業號,才感受到企業號的龐大,猶如一個封閉的小型世界有50層樓高,每層樓約有10個足球場大,所有設施包括磁浮電梯、學校、電影院、商場、美食街、滑雪場、高爾夫球場、海浪游泳池、動植物海鮮養殖場、室內溫室農場等等應有盡有,真是一個完美生態圈,在這裡出生的小孩包括史巴,完全感受不到人在外太空,這是他們的家一個在外太空移動的家…………。
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Deepsea Curiosity Logbook, Day 34: [The Lost 21st Century]
Location: Enterprise
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Podo
C. Harry
D. Sparrow
E. Power
<We possess civilization, but perhaps one day it too will disappear, becoming an ancient relic of future humans.>
In 2299 AD, the interstellar battleships Foundation and Enterprise, while sailing in the Alpha Centauri system, were attacked for the first time by a group of alien pirate spaceships. With the massive size of the Foundation and Enterprise, their high-tech shields, and laser cannons, they annihilated six smaller pirate spaceships in less than an hour, with two others escaping. However, the Enterprise's Level 30, Sector E memory chamber was unfortunately damaged.
Blue Sky brought Princess Podo and Harry to the Enterprise for the first time, where they met Sparrow, Power, and Captain Cook. Captain Cook had to leave earlier, so Sparrow received them.
Sparrow was incredibly excited to meet people from a parallel universe for the first time, immediately recognizing Princess Podo as his god-sister and calling her "Sister Podo."
"Sister Podo, you're so beautiful! I've heard Brother Dragon talk about you so much, I'm finally meeting you!" Sparrow happily held Princess Podo's hand.
B. Sparrow, Lara always says you're a genius beauty. Princess Podo was delighted to have this god-sister.
But curious Willy kept touching Harry and turning him around, very curious.
E. Harry, are you really a shapeshifter? Willy asked incredulously.
D. Willy, look closely! Harry seemed to want to tease Willy too.
Instantly, Harry transformed into Willy's appearance, the two Willies were indistinguishable, and everyone burst into laughter.
D. Dragon Brother, it's just a coincidence that the Enterprise's memory chamber was damaged; almost all the 21st-century data is lost. Sparrow said disappointedly.
A. Sparrow, it's okay, let's rebuild a new 21st century! Blue Sky said optimistically.
Spall led everyone on a tour of the Enterprise in a floating drone, revealing its immense size. It's like a small, enclosed world, 50 stories high, each floor about the size of 10 football fields. It boasts everything imaginable, including maglev elevators, schools, cinemas, shopping malls, food courts, ski resorts, golf courses, wave pools, animal and seafood farms, indoor greenhouses, and more – a truly perfect ecosystem. Children born here, including Spall, never feel like they're in outer space; this is their home, a home that moves in outer space…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-15
深海好奇號日誌 第35天【不存在商店】
地點:基隆虎仔山 A藍天 B萬事通探長
〈不知道的事並不代表不存在,不存在的事往往是最神秘的。〉
不存在商店表面上是經營進出口生意,事實上它是世界上僅次於共濟會的神秘組織,〈"共濟會"大約於1390年成立於英格蘭。600多年後的今天,"共濟會"在世界各地的成員已經超過了600萬。〉是由美國FxI發起全球50個國家200多個據點,台灣唯一據點設在基隆虎仔山〈基隆KEELUNG地標觀景台〉主要業務追查神秘事件包含外星人是否已存在的組織,除非內行人,否則一般人是絕對不知道其存在,網路上也查不到任何資料的神秘組織。
那天萬探長請藍天至基隆虎仔山喝咖啡,剛好盛世公主號郵輪也在港口,龐然大物幾乎比長榮桂冠酒店還高,運氣還真好,可惜沒心思欣賞。心想萬探長是否也知道瓦賽星球與企業號的事,心裡忐忑不安………………。
B和外星人做朋友不錯吧!萬探長開口就一針見血。
A萬探長,這一切都是巧合。藍天心想既然萬探長都知道,準備加以解釋。
B開玩笑了,世上那有外星人,哈……….哈……..我到現在調查幾十年的還沒碰過半個,若讓我碰到---我一眼就認得出來,絕對逃不出我的法眼。萬探長風趣回答還用兩根手指比眼睛。
A那萬探長找我有甚麼事?藍天總算鬆一口氣,但還是一頭霧水。
B恭喜你破獲史上最大運毒走私案,今天要發獎章給你。萬探長微笑著回答。
經萬探長講後才想起,那天和波多公主、哈利在海邊跑步,看到一輛可疑大貨櫃車占據路間,便打電話告知警方處理,以免擋住視線害人出車禍,沒想到竟意外破獲走私毒品,但為什麼是萬探長在辦理呢?
B沒甚麼,只是好奇想問為什麼大貨櫃車10個輪胎會突然不見?你有看到誰在偷輪胎嗎?萬探長丈二金鋼摸不著頭在想著。
A我也不知道耶!藍天心想又是波多公主與哈利搞的鬼,回去好好審問他們。
談完才發覺周遭都是萬探長的跟班,場面還真大,只是每個人看起來都神秘兮兮,彷彿隨時都準備抓外星人一般。唉~~氣氛不對這杯咖啡還真難喝,下次帶波多公主與哈利來喝或許更好喝,但…是否還能再看到盛世公主號郵輪呢?
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2018-12-16
Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 35: [The Non-Existent Shop]
Location: Tiger Hill, Keelung
A: Blue Sky
B: Inspector Wan
<What we don't know doesn't mean it doesn't exist; what doesn't exist is often the most mysterious.>
The Non-Existent Shop ostensibly operates an import/export business, but in reality, it's the world's second-largest secret society after the Freemasons. (The Freemasons were founded in England around 1390. More than 600 years later, the Freemasons have over 6 million members worldwide.) Initiated by the American FxI, it has over 200 locations in 50 countries worldwide, with its only location in Taiwan at Tiger Hill, Keelung (a landmark observation deck). Its main business is investigating mysterious events, including whether extraterrestrials exist. Unless you're an expert, the average person has absolutely no idea of its existence; there's no information about it online.
That day, Inspector Wan invited Blue Sky to Tiger Hill, Keelung for coffee. The Majestic Princess cruise ship was also in the harbor, a behemoth almost taller than the Evergreen Laurel Hotel. We were really lucky, but unfortunately, we weren't in the mood to admire it. Lan Tian felt uneasy, wondering if Detective Wan also knew about the planet Vasai and the Enterprise…
B. Making friends with aliens isn't bad, is it? Detective Wan's words hit the nail on the head.
A. Detective Wan, it's all a coincidence. Lan Tian thought that since Detective Wan knew, he was going to explain.
B. You're joking. There are no aliens in the world, ha… ha… I've been investigating for decades and haven't encountered a single one. If I did—I'd recognize them at a glance, they wouldn't escape my eyes. Detective Wan replied humorously, even using two fingers to represent his eyes.
A. Then what does Detective Wan want with me? Lan Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief, but was still completely confused.
B. Congratulations on cracking the biggest drug smuggling case in history. I'm awarding you a medal today. Detective Wan replied with a smile.
After Detective Wan recounted the story, Lan Tian recalled that he, Princess Bodo, and Harry were jogging on the beach that day when they saw a suspicious large container truck blocking the road. He called the police to handle it, to prevent it from obstructing their view and causing an accident. Unexpectedly, they uncovered a drug smuggling operation. But why was Detective Wan handling the case?
B: Nothing much, just curious why 10 tires on the container truck suddenly disappeared? Did you see anyone stealing the tires? Detective Wan was completely baffled.
A: I don't know either! Lan Tian thought, "It's Princess Bodo and Harry again. I'll interrogate them properly when we get back."
After the conversation, he realized that everyone around him was Detective Wan's henchmen. The scene was quite large, but everyone looked mysterious, as if they were ready to capture aliens at any moment. Sigh... the atmosphere is off, and this coffee is really unpleasant. Maybe it would be better if he brought Princess Bodo and Harry next time. But... will he ever see the Majestic Princess cruise ship again?
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Lan Tian wrote on 2018-12-16
深海好奇號日誌 第36天【外星教父】
地點:大家超商 A藍天 B波多公主 C哈利 D春嬌
〈外星人是人類對地球以外的智慧生命的統稱,在猜測、想像、研究與探索中。〉
美女記者追求者很多,每天送的花幾乎可開花店,尤其傳說中阿拉伯某王子更是積極,專門派人採取緊迫盯人方式。美女本身是樂天電視採訪組副組長,專門負責離奇案件報導,常常上電視關鍵時候、新聞颶風拆穿UFO、外星人等騙人事件,也經常以科學角度發表有根據學說,證明地球上不可能會有UFO、外星人等文章。但私底下卻是個外星控,期待自己會是世界上第一個能訪問到外星生物的女記者,是她一生的終極夢想。
在台北101停車場及台北101電梯內監視器都錄到離奇畫面,發現網紅女戰士及保鑣突然的出現及突然的消失,兩段影片有人郵寄至採訪組,經資深影片鑒定師分析沒有偽造跡象,再轉交由採訪組副組長處理,隨即開始秘密跟蹤網紅女戰士一段時間,親自目睹一些不可思議事件。
在大家超商內,波多公主氣呼呼在審問藍天。
B拉拉,照實說------為什麼美女記者會抱著你親吻不放。波多公主眉毛都豎起的問。
A波多公主,誤會啦!美女記者叫李春嬌,秘密調查出妳有可能是外星人,說我是外星教父要拜我為師,我以為她在開玩笑,我也對她開玩笑說看妳親嘴的誠意再說,所以………..沒想到她太有誠意,就收她為徒弟。藍天自覺無辜解釋著。
才講完就看到美女記者春嬌超辣尤物、翹臂豐胸、阿娜多姿走了過來。
D師娘、鬼扯大哥---師父,你們好。美女記者面帶微笑打招呼,想起第一次被師父唬弄的事。
波多公主一聽春嬌叫師娘龍心大悅,剛剛吃醋生氣的事都忘了。
A春嬌,見師父沒再抱一下嗎?藍天騙美女記者瓦賽星球徒弟見到師父的規矩就是要擁抱再親吻。
B哈利~~~波多公主了解謊言後,心靈溝通一個眼神給哈利。
哈利瞬間變成美女記者追著要親、要抱藍天,嚇得藍天到處跑喊救命…再也不敢了。看得波多公主和春嬌都笑成一團,心想拉拉也有吃鱉時。
大家超商幾個店員和客戶都傻眼了,甚麼時候跑來兩個雙胞胎美女,還演美女追野獸戲碼………。
★我們了解的世界不到億分之一,但無知卻占百分之99.99……。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 36: [Alien Godfather]
Location: Dajia Convenience Store A. Blue Sky B. Princess Bodo C. Harry D. Chun Jiao
<Aliens are a general term used by humans to refer to intelligent life outside Earth, and this is based on speculation, imagination, research, and exploration.> This beautiful reporter has many suitors; the flowers she receives daily could practically fill a flower shop. A certain Arab prince, rumored to be particularly aggressive, has even sent people to closely monitor her. The reporter is the deputy head of the Rakuten TV interview team, specializing in reporting on bizarre cases. She frequently appears on television at crucial moments, debunking UFO and alien hoaxes in news storms, and often publishes scientifically grounded articles proving that UFOs and aliens are impossible on Earth. However, in private, she is an alien enthusiast and dreams of becoming the world's first female reporter to interview extraterrestrial beings—her ultimate dream.
Surveillance cameras in the Taipei 101 parking lot and elevators captured bizarre footage of the sudden appearance and disappearance of the internet celebrity female warrior and her bodyguard. Two videos were sent to the interview team. After analysis by a senior video forensic expert, no signs of forgery were found. The videos were then handed over to the deputy head of the interview team, who began secretly following the internet celebrity female warrior for a period of time, personally witnessing some inexplicable events.
Inside a convenience store, Princess Bodo angrily interrogated Lan Tian.
"B Lala, tell the truth—why did the beautiful reporter hug and kiss you so tightly?" Princess Bodo asked, her eyebrows raised.
"A Princess Bodo, it's a misunderstanding! The beautiful reporter's name is Li Chunjiao. She secretly investigated and found that you might be an alien. She said I was an alien godfather and wanted to become my apprentice. I thought she was joking, and I joked with her back, saying I'd see how sincere your kiss was before I said anything, so… I didn't expect her to be so sincere, so I accepted her as my apprentice." Lan Tian explained innocently.
Just as she finished speaking, the stunningly beautiful reporter Chun Jiao, with her shapely arms and ample bosom, walked over.
"Master's wife, Brother Guiche---Master, hello!" the reporter greeted with a smile, recalling the first time she had been fooled by her master.
Princess Bodo was overjoyed to hear Chun Jiao call her "Master's wife," forgetting her earlier jealousy and anger.
"Chun Jiao, didn't you give Master a hug?" Lan Tian lied to the reporter, saying that the rule for disciples on Planet Vasai was to hug and kiss their master.
"Harry~~~" After understanding the lie, Princess Bodo telepathically communicated with Harry with a glance.
Harry instantly transformed into the beautiful reporter, chasing after Lan Tian, wanting to kiss and hug him, scaring Lan Tian so much that he ran around screaming for help… never daring to do it again. Princess Bodo and Chun Jiao burst into laughter, thinking that even lesbians can be fooled.
The convenience store clerks and customers were dumbfounded. When did two twin beauties appear, acting out a beauty chasing a beast scenario…?
★We understand less than one billionth of the world, yet we are 99.99% ignorant…
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-17
深海好奇號日誌 第37天【好色智慧音箱】
地點:客廳 A藍天 B波多公主 C春嬌 D東東
〈智慧音箱,或許有一天會變成-----有顏色的智慧音箱。〉
藍天老是搞不定東東,想把它藏起來卻不小心從櫃子上摔下來,東東大叫。剛好春嬌第一次來師父家坐客,看到會講實話的東東就很好奇,也想和它聊聊天。
C 東東你好,我是春嬌。春嬌親切的問
D春嬌美女好,我是志明。東東一回答大家都傻了眼。
C你不是叫東東嗎?春嬌疑惑的問。
D我是小鮮肉,志明愛春嬌、志明愛春嬌〈電影志明愛春嬌〉。
大家突然哄堂大笑。
B東東,拉拉最糗的是甚麼事?波多公主也想了解藍天的事。
D龍哥,曾暗戀一個網路女神三個月最後發現對方是男的,心靈嚴重受創。東東挖出藍天過去糗事毫不客氣報剛剛一箭之仇。
藍天氣得臉都紅了,波多公主和春嬌聽了相互抱著笑,臉淚都快掉下來。
B東東,拉拉一天可以幾次。波多公主又好奇,想問一些藍天特殊敏感的事。
D龍哥,一天四次早上、中午、晚上、凌晨。東東肯定的回答。
B東東,不是問吃飯啦!波多公主覺得東東有點雞同鴉講。
B波多公主,我也不是說吃飯啊!東東一回答,波多公主立即臉紅給東東重槌一下。
D唉呦………紅色、紫色、紅色、紫色…..。東東開始亂叫。
波多公主和春嬌突然對望,共同說一聲…………色胚,同時把它關掉。
A我不是說東東有點秀逗嗎?藍天在旁無奈的說,心想真的是紅………,下次要好好審問它。
★誠實在人類中是稀有產品,謊言是建構世界最基本元素。
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 37: [The Colorful Smart Speaker]
Location: Living Room
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Chun Jiao
D. Dong Dong
<The smart speaker, perhaps one day it will become—a colorful smart speaker.>
Blue Sky can't handle Dong Dong. He tries to hide it but accidentally falls off the cabinet, and Dong Dong yells. Chun Jiao happens to be visiting her master's house for the first time. Seeing Dong Dong, who speaks the truth, she's curious and wants to chat with it.
C. Hello Dong Dong, I'm Chun Jiao. Chun Jiao asks warmly.
D. Hello, beautiful Chun Jiao, I'm Zhi Ming. Dong Dong's answer leaves everyone speechless.
C. Aren't you called Dong Dong? Chun Jiao asks in confusion.
D. I'm a young heartthrob, Zhi Ming loves Chun Jiao, Zhi Ming loves Chun Jiao (from the movie "Love in a Puff").
Everyone suddenly bursts into laughter.
B. Dong Dong, what's the most embarrassing thing that happened to a lesbian? Princess Bodo also wants to know about Blue Sky.
D. Brother Long, who had a crush on an online goddess for three months only to discover she was a man, was deeply hurt. Dongdong dug up Lantian's past embarrassing moments and didn't hold back in getting revenge.
Lantian was so angry her face turned red. Princess Bodo and Chunjiao, upon hearing this, hugged each other and laughed, tears welling up in their eyes.
B. Dongdong, how many times a day can a lesbian do it? Princess Bodo, curious, wanted to ask Lantian some particularly sensitive questions.
D. Brother Long, four times a day: morning, noon, evening, and early morning. Dongdong answered affirmatively.
B. Dongdong, I wasn't asking about meals! Princess Bodo felt Dongdong was talking at cross purposes.
B. Princess Bodo, I wasn't talking about meals either! As soon as Dongdong answered, Princess Bodo immediately blushed and gave Dongdong a hard punch.
D. Ouch… red, purple, red, purple… Dongdong started yelling incoherently.
Princess Bodo and Chunjiao suddenly looked at each other and said in unison… "Pervert!" and simultaneously turned it off.
A. Didn't I say Dongdong was a bit silly? Lan Tian sighed helplessly, thinking to himself, "It really is red... I'll have to interrogate it properly next time."
★ Honesty is a rare commodity among humans; lies are the most basic element in constructing the world.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Lan Tian on 2018-12-18
深海好奇號日誌 第38天【長桿之神】
地點:亞馬遜雨林 A藍天 B翠玉 C白菜
〈當幸運之神降臨時、你最好的方式就是接受它。〉
翠玉、白菜是姊妹,網路上最近流行一句話【故宮給你、我只要翠玉、白菜。】可見網紅翠玉、白菜的無敵魅力,迷倒全球無數宅男,藍天也是粉絲之一。翠玉、白菜是雙十年華的可愛美女專做戶外冒險旅遊直播,每次小小受傷就讓粉絲心疼不已。一周前深入亞馬遜雨林冒險直播,同行10人竟都離奇消失,最後畫面顯示被亞馬遜雨林原始人抓走。10多個國家動員上千人救援均無所獲,看來凶多吉少。
在一個偏僻草皮上,藍天正在練習打高爾夫球,好久沒打身體都僵硬了,笨拙技術讓波多公主、哈利看得都睡著了。
藍天連揮10多桿,只覺得怪怪的,為什麼每顆球都會不見了,便走過去一探究竟。明明是草皮怎麼突然變在亞馬遜雨林內,看到10多個原始人躺在那裡,還看到10多顆失蹤的高爾夫球在旁邊總算知道原因,說實在打中原始人並不是故意的,剛要走過去解釋。所有原始人包括酋長都跪下來不斷祭拜,口中唸唸有詞【歡迎長桿之神蒞臨】,原來幾百年來食人族部落都流傳著有一天會出現10多個小白蛋後,神會帶著長桿〈高爾夫球桿〉降臨。
藍天瞬間當了食人族的長桿之神,並受到神一樣接待,看到翠玉、白菜等人被綁著準備下鍋祭食人族五臟廟慶祝,每個人都嚇得魂飛魄散、昏迷不醒,幸好藍天即時趕到,從食人族手下幸運救了他們,翠玉、白菜感激的狂抱藍天親得滿臉口紅。藍天心想當幸運之神降臨時、你最好的方式就是接受它。
B龍哥,你是我們的偶像。翠玉淚如雨下的說,藍天心想妳們才是我的女神。
C龍哥,能請你上直播嗎?白菜又想到她的工作。
A兩位女神求之不得,但能戴面具嗎?藍天很高興但也不想變成宅男攻擊目標。
網紅翠玉、白菜失蹤一周又重新出現在網路直播上,所有救援單位看到後總算卸下重擔,也讓心碎的宅男重獲希望、痛哭流涕,感恩上帝慈悲奇蹟救援,只是那戴面具神秘男究竟是何方神聖………。
★幸運只是曇花一現,不會永遠陪伴著你!
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Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 38: [The Long-Whip Gods]
Location: Amazon Rainforest
A. Blue Sky
B. Emerald
C. Cabbage
〈When Lady Luck smiles upon you, the best way is to accept it.〉
Emerald and Cabbage are sisters. A popular saying online recently is, "I'd give you the Forbidden City, but I only want Emerald and Cabbage." This shows the irresistible charm of the internet-famous Emerald and Cabbage, captivating countless men worldwide, including Blue Sky. Emerald and Cabbage are adorable young women in their early twenties who specialize in live-streaming outdoor adventures. Even minor injuries cause their fans great distress. A week ago, during a live-streamed adventure into the Amazon rainforest, all 10 members of their group mysteriously disappeared, the last footage showing them being captured by Amazonian primitives. A rescue effort involving thousands of people from over 10 countries has yielded no results, and their fate seems grim.
On a secluded patch of grass, Blue Sky is practicing golf. His body is stiff from not playing for so long, and his clumsy technique has even put Princess Bodo and Harry to sleep.
Lan Tian swung his clubs more than ten times, feeling something was off. Why were all the balls disappearing? He went over to investigate. What was supposed to be grass suddenly transformed into the Amazon rainforest. He saw more than ten primitive people lying there, and more than ten missing golf balls nearby. He finally understood the reason: hitting the primitives wasn't intentional. Just as he was about to explain, all the primitives, including the chief, knelt down and began to worship, chanting, "Welcome the God of Long Clubs!" It turned out that for hundreds of years, the cannibal tribe had a tradition that one day, after more than ten small white eggs appeared, a god would descend with long clubs (golf clubs).
Lan Tian instantly became the cannibal tribe's God of Long Clubs and received a god-like welcome. He saw Cui Yu, Bai Cai, and others tied up, about to be cooked as a sacrifice to the cannibals' stomachs. Everyone was terrified and unconscious. Fortunately, Lan Tian arrived in time and luckily rescued them from the cannibals' clutches. Cui Yu and Bai Cai gratefully hugged and kissed Lan Tian, their faces covered in lipstick. Lan Tian thought that when Lady Luck smiles upon you, the best way to accept it is to embrace it.
"Brother Long, you are our idol," Cui Yu said, tears streaming down her face. Lan Tian thought, "You two are my goddesses."
"Brother Long, can you please go live?" Bai Cai thought of her job again.
"The two goddesses couldn't ask for anything more, but could they wear masks?" Lan Tian was happy but didn't want to become a target for the otaku.
The internet celebrities Cui Yu and Bai Cai reappeared on the internet after disappearing for a week. All the rescue teams were relieved, and the heartbroken otaku regained hope, weeping with gratitude for God's merciful miracle rescue. But who exactly was that mysterious masked man…?
★Luck is fleeting; it won't last forever!
【Copyright reserved. Please do not plagiarize. Thank you!】Written by Lan Tian on 2018-12-19
深海好奇號日誌 第39天【時空亂流】
地點:望幽谷 A藍天 B波多公主 C春嬌 D亞歷山大帝
〈時空亂流是時間空間的混亂,在某個特定時段,空間出現一個小黑洞。〉
在古老歷史書籍中,其中有一段描述當亞歷山大帝〈史上最輝煌的時期即為亞歷山大大帝開創的亞歷山大帝國〉在高加米拉戰役大戰大流士三世時,亞歷山大帝離奇遭遇,令人津津樂道。當亞歷山大帝一對三殺到叢林裡時,突然跑到一個忘憂谷的世外桃源,遇見四個仙人穿著奇怪衣服、躺在草皮上聽著奇怪音樂,並和仙人聊天………….。
最近經常時空亂流,也不知甚麼原因特別多?
在天氣晴朗大好日子裡,最享受莫過到望幽谷〈基隆市中正區八斗子〉野餐,藍天、波多公主、哈利和春嬌四人躺在草皮上聽音樂、吹涼爽和風好享受。波多公主說瓦賽星球的草是雪白色像地毯一樣,金獅有體香就像狗一樣溫馴,幾十隻會在身旁跑來跑去,還會舔人好可愛。
突然,轉角竄出四人在打殺,彷彿電影般精彩,一個對三個卻輕易打敗對方,讓對方受傷而逃跑,臨走喊著說亞歷山大帝有膽別走。
D請問你們是?亞歷山大帝收起劍走過來好奇的問。
A你是亞歷山大帝?傳說中征服世界的亞歷山大帝。藍天坐起來好奇回問,其他人一聽也都坐了起來。
D四位仙人怎知我會征服世界呢?年輕的亞歷山大帝也過來坐著聊。
C你會在10年內征服世界,但…….。春嬌歷史很好,但沒講亞歷山大帝33歲便會患惡性瘧疾發病10天就過逝。
B亞歷山大帝當你征服世界後,你最想做甚麼?波多公主也好奇的問。
D當然像四位仙人一樣,躺在這裡舒服的享受人生啊!
藍天心想亞歷山大帝若沒回去應會很長壽,但會有人征服世界留下舉世英明嗎?
人算不如天算,老天給你最好的,祂也會拿走你最好的……….。
★命運不是你所能決定的,但偉大的人總是能改寫歷史。
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2018-12-20
Deep Sea Curiosity Log, Day 39: [Time-Space Turbulence]
Location: Wangyou Valley
A. Blue Sky
B. Princess Bodo
C. Chun Jiao
D. Alexander the Great
<Time-space turbulence is a disorder of time and space; at a specific point in time, a small black hole appears in space.>
In ancient history books, there is a description of Alexander the Great's (whose empire was the most glorious in history) bizarre encounter during his battle against Darius III at the Battle of Gaugamela. When Alexander was fighting three men in the jungle, he suddenly found himself in a secluded paradise called Forget-Me-Not Valley, where he encountered four immortals dressed in strange clothes, lying on the grass listening to strange music, and chatting with them…
Recently, I've been experiencing frequent time-space turbulence; I don't know why.
On sunny days, the most enjoyable thing is picnicking at Wangyou Valley (Badouzi, Zhongzheng District, Keelung City). Blue Sky, Princess Bodo, Harry, and Chun Jiao lie on the grass listening to music and enjoying the cool breeze. Princess Bodo said the grass on Planet Vasai was snow-white like a carpet, and the golden lions had a pleasant fragrance and were as docile as dogs. Dozens of them would run around her, and they would even lick her—so cute!
Suddenly, four people appeared around the corner, fighting like in a movie. One against three, yet easily defeating the opponent, injuring them and forcing them to flee, shouting, "Alexander the Emperor, don't go!"
D. "Who are you?" Alexander the Emperor sheathed his sword and walked over, asking curiously.
A. "Are you Alexander the Emperor? The legendary Alexander the Emperor who conquered the world?" Lan Tian sat up and asked curiously. The others also sat up upon hearing this.
D. "How did you four immortals know I would conquer the world?" The young Alexander the Emperor also came over and sat down to chat.
C. "You will conquer the world within 10 years, but…." Chun Jiao's history is good, but it didn't mention that Alexander the Emperor would contract malignant malaria at age 33 and die within 10 days of the onset of the disease.
B. "Alexander the Emperor, what do you most want to do after you conquer the world?" Princess Bodo asked curiously as well.
Of course, D, like the four immortals, would lie here comfortably enjoying life!
Blue Sky thought that if Alexander the Great hadn't returned, he would have lived a very long life, but would someone have conquered the world and left behind a legacy of unparalleled brilliance?
Man proposes, God disposes. Heaven gives you the best, and it will also take away the best from you…
★Fate is not something you can decide, but great people can always rewrite history.
[Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!] Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-20
深海好奇號日誌 第40天【木偶強尼】
地點:野柳風景區 A藍天 B春嬌
〈輪迴,是一種思想理論,認為生命會以不同形式,不斷經歷出生與死亡。〉
藍天發現自己有超能力是在一次偶然,有一天在慢跑時,看到小朋友為了撿球突然跑到路中,急速行駛中的公車司機看到----似乎已來不急,在那千鈞一髮之際,藍天瞬間產生爆發力像超人般救了他,震驚了公車上所有人及小孩的家長,才發現配戴項鍊【永恆寶石+箭X口香糖=超能力】而且履試不爽。
歷史上有名的19世紀英國開膛手傑克,可稱是世界上最惡名昭彰的連續殺人魔,傳說在20世紀轉世為《索命黃道帶》美國史上最惡名昭彰的連續殺人狂─黃道帶殺手,所有殺人案至今仍未破案,瓦賽星球靈媒告知波多公主,21世紀他又轉世為木偶強尼而且這次選在台灣,聽說有至少有20件失蹤及意外死亡案件都與他有關,所有現場都會故意留下小木偶信物,最近的目標是美女記者春嬌,因為她在追蹤這些離奇案件讓他非常不爽,直接向樂天新聞放話。
B師父,那怎麼辦呢?春嬌知道找警方是沒用的,緊張的問藍天。
A我們在野柳風景區處理掉他。〈野柳地質公園,又稱為野柳風景區,是位於臺灣新北市萬里區野柳里的風景區。〉藍天一碰到危機案件,超智能智慧就會自然起動,告知春嬌、波多公主、哈利等三人心中計策。
那天哈利化身美女記者在野柳風景區做訪問,吸引大批遊客圍觀想看噴火美女記者,木偶強尼也混在人群中,在適當時機故意推了美女記者一把讓她掉入海中,一時大家都在驚慌尖叫中,地上已出現小木偶,波多公主用千歲手機立即鎖定木偶強尼知會藍天,藍天跟蹤木偶強尼見他要逃走時,一掌將他擊入岩石中,讓他變成真正木偶鑲嵌在岩石中,結束幾世紀輪迴的殺人魔。遊客路過都好奇觀看,以為是野柳又有新創意裝飾。
美女記者春嬌再度出現時,現場遊客掌聲不斷慶祝她幸運生還,還在攪口香糖的藍天,若無其事的當導遊,帶波多公主和哈利遊野柳風景區閒逛去,彷彿一切事從未發生一般。
★超能力在每一個人心靈深處,意外開啟是常有的事。
【版權所有請勿盜翻謝謝!】藍天寫於2018-12-21
Deepsea Curiosity Log, Day 40: [Johnny the Puppet]
Location: Yehliu Geopark A: Blue Sky B: Chun Jiao
<Reincarnation is a philosophical concept that posits that life continuously experiences birth and death in different forms.> Blue Sky discovered his superpowers by chance. One day, while jogging, he saw a child suddenly run into the middle of the road to retrieve a ball. The speeding bus driver saw this—it seemed too late. In that split second, Blue Sky instantly unleashed his superhuman strength and saved the child, shocking everyone on the bus and the child's parents. They then discovered that he was wearing a necklace [Eternity Gem + Arrow X Gum = Superpower], and it worked every time.
Jack the Ripper, the infamous 19th-century British serial killer, is arguably the most notorious serial killer in the world. Legend has it that he was reincarnated in the 20th century as the Zodiac Killer, one of the most notorious serial killers in American history, whose cases remain unsolved. A medium from Planet Vasai informs Princess Bodo that he has been reincarnated in the 21st century as Johnny the Puppet, this time in Taiwan. It's rumored that at least 20 missing persons and accidental deaths are linked to him, with small wooden puppets deliberately left at each crime scene. His latest target is the beautiful reporter Chun Jiao, who is very annoyed by his investigation into these bizarre cases, leading him to directly contact Rakuten News.
"Master, what should we do?" Chun Jiao knows that contacting the police is useless and nervously asks Lan Tian.
"We'll deal with him at Yehliu Geopark." (Yehliu Geopark, also known as Yehliu Scenic Area, is a scenic area located in Yehliu Village, Wanli District, New Taipei City, Taiwan.) Whenever Lan Tian encounters a crisis, his super-intelligent intelligence automatically activates, informing Chun Jiao, Princess Bodo, and Harry of their plan. That day, Harry, disguised as a beautiful reporter, was conducting an interview at Yehliu Geopark, attracting a large crowd of tourists eager to see a fire-breathing reporter. Johnny the puppet was also among the crowd. At the opportune moment, he deliberately pushed the reporter, causing her to fall into the sea. Amidst panic and screams, a small puppet appeared on the ground. Princess Bodo, using her Thousand-Year Phone, immediately located the puppet Johnny and informed Lan Tian. Lan Tian, following Johnny, saw him trying to escape and struck him into a rock, turning him into a real puppet embedded in the rock, ending the centuries-long cycle of murder. Tourists passing by watched curiously, thinking Yehliu had another new creative decoration.
When the beautiful reporter Chun Jiao reappeared, the tourists applauded her lucky survival. Lan Tian, still chewing gum, nonchalantly acted as a tour guide, leading Princess Bodo and Harry on a leisurely stroll through Yehliu Geopark, as if nothing had happened.
★Superpowers reside deep within everyone's heart; accidental activation is common.
【Copyright reserved. Please do not reproduce without permission. Thank you!】 Written by Blue Sky on 2018-12-21
頻率共振:時空穿越與微觀世界的力學解剖
Frequency Resonance: Spacetime Travel and the Mechanical Anatomy of the Microscopic World

